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Jeff Kaplan Diss Track Lyrics by FUNKe (YouTuber)

The Lunchbox Mixtape

2018

[Verse 1]
You know I've seen stuff
Rocket-jumping soldiers, fly so high you couldn't see 'em
Stopping Medics, [?] call me Mikami, I delete 'em
Soarin' like an eagle, brightly representin' freedom
Droppin' bombs from skylines like a roamer, Hiroshima
Pop it, my favorite line to tell Jeff Kaplan's girlfriend
Oh nevermind, he mains Mercy, so that's what she said (Ouu!)
We fuck with the engine for strategy
Your devs are pussy-whipped, hope that forum ain't mad at me
And another thing, why'd it take so long to fix Brigitte?
You threw her up on the PTR but forgot the balance, see huh?
Well let's look at it honestly, I'll go easy on ya
Blizzard, your mistakes have already got immortality
Call me Reaper, meat-shotting fatties since Pyromania
You're weak sir, it's only been two years and your age is showin'
I've trained half a decade and I can't win Open
But I hit Grandmaster high and listenin' to Weezer
Boppin'
Season 2 of OWL and everyone thinks it's, floppin'
Seagull left and now all your views seem to be just, droppin'
But hey, that's fine, somehow the numbers grew
Item drops enabled, what a clever way to pay for views
[Bridge]
I'm kiddin', yeah, yeah, I'm kiddin'
I'm kiddin', yeah, yeah, I'm kiddin'
Ain't no conversation
I'm just baby-sittin'
[Chorus]
Don't be sad 'cause you only grew with a game full of waifus
Don't be sad 'cause you only grew with a game full of waifus
Don't be sad 'cause you only grew with a game full of waifus
With a game full of waifus
[Verse 2]
Tried it out for a bit, season 6 and I quit
Coulda went legit, but TF2 fans would've whined and bitched
Probably a good call that I did
It's a real big slope that Overwatch slid
Set the game in the future, no doubt, sell your new toy
Car can never burn out—
(Overwatch cars don't have tires, just for the record)
Russian like yatatatatata
Hopin' your e-sport will never slow down but it has
I can see it through a sniper scope
So clear so call me Glaz
Ooh, you're freezing, and you're shaking
Well I'm feeling, amazing
TF2 can't die when it respawns from the dead
But next year, Overwatch is gonna need a team rez
[Interlude]
STUN MECHANICS!
I stunned the song
[Chorus]
Don't be sad 'cause you only grew with a game full of waifus
Don't be sad 'cause you only grew with a game full of waifus
Don't be sad 'cause you only grew with a game full of waifus
With a game full of waifus
(Man, fuck Mercy)
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FUNKe (YouTuber)

FUNKe (YouTuber)

About “Jeff Kaplan Diss Track” by FUNKe (YouTuber)

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"Jeff Kaplan Diss Track" appears on "The Lunchbox Mixtape" in 2018.

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