[Verse] Strapping in the badlands Twenty BLUs at my feet No kidding, five more They're probably gonna kick me Mowin’ scouts 'til all of the trash it put out Capping blues like Biggie Spy said “Was there ever any doubt?” But in the middle of my fight I turn around, stop None other than an Engineer relaxing On his mic, it's Weezer that he’s blasting Waste no time, quick-switch to my secondary Pop a couple clips into his beer bottle, glass shredded Put that yellow-belly on a diet, primarily leaded I'm a father figure and my parenting is vicious But we don't do shotgun weddings here It's only Family Business They ask me how do I do this? While I'm maining the Pootis? Truth is uneventful but I'll grant your wish All I need to carry is an item called the sandwich Walked a couple feet when my Med started ringing It was bad, they were burning and the fat lady was singing Every healthpack in the area was taken by a Soldier Who was training rocket-chaining-jumping over—over—over—over Overtime began and while my doctor screamed for help I popped my G.R.U. gloves on, ran fast like Shibby when his channel fell Goin' south, on Dustbowl in a killer drought This MLB Play so calmly made, my Med foamed at the mouth And so I tossed up my sandwich Healed him so fast, I couldn't tell where it landed Fires extinguished, no airblast is needed Who knew that bologna was the cure to prosthesis? Taking a bite really sounds good But, you know I never would Food is for friends and my friends are my backbone Medics heal me fine but never quite as well when left alone Caught a couple seasons of HL, it’s straight hell First place medal on team when hackers took the L Time spent wisely, but it led me to ask Why spend my time maining Heavy when I’m clearly playing a support class? Got a lunchbox? Then pass it Give it to your team, we call that feeding the masses The bread and the cheese are my body; believe it It's really no wonder they call me "Heavy Jesus"
Read the complete lyrics to "Sandvich Methodology" by FUNKe (YouTuber) from the album "The Lunchbox Mixtape" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.
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