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Eladie$ Lyrics by Gabe Heller

Everybody Thinks I’m Dave

2007

I went online
Tried my hand
Oh I heard there might be women there
Supply to meet demand
I looked them up
And I looked them down
Oh but I was looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
Ladies now
Ladies now
Ladies now
I was looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
Ladies now
They're all looking for a knight
Or at the very least a squire
Oh they sure don't do a double take
At this minstrel-for-hire
And those damsels aren't in distress
No-how
I was just looking for a woman but all of them arе ladies now
Ladies now
Ladies now
I was looking for a woman but all of thеm are ladies now
And they wanna make a scene
And they wanna make a splash
Oh they wanna use cosmetics
Til they look like they are trash
Want a cute little purse
Made from the ear of a sow
Oh I was looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
Ladies now
Ladies now
I was looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
And they wanna meet a [?]
And they wanna meet a [?]
Oh they wanna eat chocolate cream cheese cheesecake and dance until dawn
Yeah they wanna hit [?]
They want everything now
I'm just looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
Ladies now
Ladies now
I'm looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
And they wanna hold court
And they wanna have friends
Act like ladies in waiting so they'll know when they are next
And all of them curtseying
And they expect me to bow
I was just looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
Ladies now
Ladies now
I was looking for a woman but all of them are ladies now
And they wanna be kept (yeah they wanna be kept)
Wanna be maintained (wanna be maintained)
In the manner to which their sugar daddy customed them to reign
In the stores I shop
There are two signs now
Oh and one of them says "Men"
But the other one says "Ladies" now
Ladies now
Ladies now
I'm just looking for a woman but all of them are ladies
Looking for a woman but all of them are ladies
[?] nothing left but ladies now
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Gabe Heller

Gabe Heller

About “Eladie$” by Gabe Heller

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"Eladie$" appears on "Everybody Thinks I’m Dave" in 2007.

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