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HAMSTER Lyrics by Matthew Picciotto

2023

[Intro]
Hey guys
It's me, hamster!
This is my rapping debut
I hope you guys enjoy!
Uh, uh, uh
[Chorus]
Bitch, I’m a hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster
[Verse]
I’m a hamster (Huh) yeah I’m teeny (Yeah, I’m teeny)
Not an elephant, dumbass, Cricetidae (What is that?)
Okay, actually fuck doing this voice
I'm just gonna do my normal voice for the rest of this song (Good idea)
That’s my family (Oh) there’s 19 species (Damn)
Which one would you want to keep? Uh, that’d be me! (Ooh)
Everyone can agree that I’m adorable
If you do not agree, then you are horrible
I just think you might be a little jealous, for real
I keep the world spinning when I run on my wheel
(Uh) Gimme a tube to drink my water out of
(Uh) Gimme a room that I can run around in
And by a room, I mean a cage, please!
But don’t contain these thoughts or I’ll go crazy!
I got 3 years to live, so I’mma make these days count
I’ll be chewing on wood and taking shits on the ground of my cage (Ewww)
What? Did you expect me to know how to handle a toilet?
Well no, you fucking hoe
Packing so many bars inside these cheek pouches
Cooking these suckas up until they ham and cheese mouses
If you’re scared of hamsters, put on your Pampers
If you hate on hamsters, I hope you die of cancer, bitch!
[Chorus]
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir
‘Cause I’m a motherfucking hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster
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Matthew Picciotto

Matthew Picciotto

About “HAMSTER” by Matthew Picciotto

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