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Genius On-Line Product Catalog (a Parody) - Confidential Memo Lyrics by George Plant

Genius On-Line Product Catalog (a Parody) (artist: George Plant)

2017

Genius.com Confidential Memorandum
No Copies - No Distribution
MEMO TO:  ### ######, CEO
FROM:          ##### #####, CFO
DATE:          April 24, 2017
SUBJECT:    Product DiscontinuanceI pulled the Georgie's Reserve - Genius Happy Fun Ball from distribution today, ###. I'm sorry, but there just was no other choice. I had the product tested at Avomeen and their results show it contains Mescaline. As you know, that voids the terms of our product liability insurance.
This all started when I got a call last Thursday from a farmer in down-state Indiana. After I calmed him down, he told me his son bought one of these on April 11th and went missing the next day. They searched the entire farm and most of Vanderburgh county that day and night. They finally caught up with him the next morning, naked as a jay bird on top of their barn, singing John Mellencamp's "Paper in Fire". I just received a waiver of liability from him, in exchange for $1,000.
I went down to Product Development this morning to tell them about this, but frankly, I think most of them down there are using the damned thing. Half of them couldn't manage more than a glazed smile and the other half asked me if I was Eminem. I got my arms around our stock and have it quarantined in my closet. We bought ten gross of this, shipped 108 of them, and I have 1300 locked up. The other 32 were "in use" around the building. I took all those and burned them. If I can find a way to do it anonymously, I'll send what's left to our friends at SongFacts and SongMeanings.
Please destroy this memo immediately.
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