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C.R.U.M.Z. in my Lap Lyrics by Glitter Penis

River Offices

2003

[Verse 1]
River offices, shaking crumz
I'm sitting back at my shack counting ones
Don't be playing now, what they sayin now
Why you gotsa be askin what they paying now
Watch the cash flow, like the river, uh
Snitch, why you wasn't at the last show
I'm getting hungry now, get them pretzels out
Feel the salt on my tongue, what they all about
[Chorus]
I was eating pretzels, got crumz on my lap
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
I was eating pretzels, got crumz on my lap
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
I was eating toast, got crumz on my lap
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
I was eating toast, got crumz on my lap (Yeah, uh, yeah uh)
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
[Verse 2]
I got the crumz on my lap, I had to shake off my shirt
They make me get up off my couch, I'm watching Ernie and Bert
I had to be real careful, keep the crumz off the floor
I only got one vacuum and I don't need more
I work around the house, I work around the clock
Mother, I got the [?] at the cinnamon shop
But it's a shaking tradition [now put this hat on a mat?]
And it's a shaking ambition to get these crumz off my lap ([?] about that)
[Chorus]
I was eating cheese, got crumz on my lap
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
I was eating cheese, got crumz on my lap
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
I was eating chicken, got crumz on my lap
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
I was eating chicken, got crumz on my lap
Crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap
Glitter Penis (yeah yeah yeah yeah), 2000!
Glitter Penis, 2000!
[Outro]
C-R-U-M-Z in my lap!
C-R-U-M-Z in my lap!
C-R-U-M-Z in my lap!
C-R-U-M-Z in my lap!
C-R-U-M-Z in my lap!
C-R-U-M-Z in my lap!
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About “C.R.U.M.Z. in my Lap” by Glitter Penis

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