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The Microphone Five Lyrics by Glitter Penis

River Offices

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[Intro]
The pawprints! (Knick knack, yeah)
1, 2, 1, 2
(Yeah, G.P., ah penis!)
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Glitter Penis
(Yeah, yeah, like that, 1, 2, 1, 2)
(Knick knack!)
(Osama Bin Laden)
(Right, let's go, let's go)
(Come on)
Yuh
[Verse 1]
Now listen to me
What I talked to this time
This is gonna be different now (Huh!)
I never liked it until you stepped into my nation (Huh!)
Squirrels in trees outside (You are mine)
With the birds and bees out
I step for The Microphone Five (Huh!)
[Chorus]
I don't know why
I'm in love with you
Look into my eyes
I'm ready
(Snap, crackle, pop, uh)
(Yeah)
[Verse 2]
Snap, don't crack, don't pop ([?])
Knick knack patty whack (Aw shiiiit)
Boom [?], like that ([?])
Yeah yeah, you like it like that, uh ([?])
Microphone, microphone, microphone, penis ([?])
Microphone, microphone! (The Microphone Five!)
(Gonna teach you a lesson) (The Microphone Five)
The Microphone Five, huh!
[Chorus]
I don't know why
I'm in love with you
Look into my eyes
I'm ready
[Guitar solo]
[Outro]
I like it
You like it
We like it right to fight
I like it
You like it
We like it right to fight
I like it
You like it
We like it right to fight
I like it
You like it
We like it right to fight
I like it (I don't know why)
You like it
We like it right to fight (I'm in love with you)
I like it
You like it (I'm in love with you)
We like it right to fight
I like it (Look into my eyes)
You like it
We like it right to fight
I like it (I'm ready)
You like it
We like it right to fight
The Microphone Five, huh!
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Glitter Penis

Glitter Penis

About “The Microphone Five” by Glitter Penis

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"The Microphone Five" appears on "River Offices ".

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