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Birthday Party Lyrics by Gum Disease

I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!

2021

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[Verse 1]
What's the chance of me dying on your birthday
I said what's the chance of me dying on your birthday
What's the chance of me dying on your birthday
It doubles when I'm here
When I arrive I'm here to stay
Despite the cake and tears
Alone at your party
You ain’t even here
Too busy with the boys
You’ll never see me near
What’s the chance of me dying on your birthday
It doubles when I’m here
When I arrive I’m here to stay
Despite the cake and tears
Is it too late to save this
Tie me up by the wrists
Guess I’ll drown in my own piss
Is that on your birthday wish list?
What’s the chance of me dying on your birthday
It doubles when I’m here
When I arrive I’m here to stay
Despite the cake and tears
You blow out the candles
I’m more than you can handle
Spray my blood in the kitchen
I sure hope nobody’s listening
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
Once you’ve drowned me tonight
Destroy the proof with dynamite
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
I know that it won’t be alright
I’ll be the bang in the middle of the night
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
Once you’ve drowned me tonight
Destroy the proof with dynamite
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
I know that it won’t be alright
I’ll be the bang in the middle of the night
What’s the chance of me dying on your birthday
It doubles when I’m here
When I arrive I’m here to stay
Despite the cake and tears
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Gum Disease

Gum Disease

About “Birthday Party” by Gum Disease

Read the complete lyrics to "Birthday Party" by Gum Disease from the album "I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Punk Rock, Alternative Rock.

"Birthday Party" is performed by Gum Disease. from the album "I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!" in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Birthday Party", explore more songs by Gum Disease using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Birthday Party" appears on "I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!" in 2021.

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