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Bowling Alley Carpet Lyrics by Gum Disease

I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!

2021

[Chorus]
You can't go bowling without the pins
And the game's no fun if nobody wins
But how can you win when you're there alone?
Sat on the bowling alley carpet cause your friends didn't show
[VERSE]
Dizzy visions of neon greens
Collapse into the loneliness
Carpet burn on your hands and knees
Your friends are all so selfish
[Chorus]
You can't go bowling without the shoes
And the game's no fun if nobody can lose
But how can you lose when you're there alone?
Sat on the bowling alley carpet cause your friends didn't show
[VERSE]
Should I use the ball with the right weight?
Or pick the one that looks the prettiest?
I'm weak and I don't feel too great
And now the lightest one feels the heaviest
[Chorus]
You can't go bowling without the ball
And the game's no fun if nobody draws
But how can you draw if you're there alone
Sat on the bowling alley carpet cause your friends didn't show
[VERSE]
What's the chance of me dying on my birthday if nobody is even around?
If a tree falls down in the middle of the woods, does it actually make a sound?
What's the chance of me dying on my birthday if nobody is even around?
If a tree falls down in the middle of the woods, does it actually make a sound?
Does it actually make a sound?
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Gum Disease

Gum Disease

About “Bowling Alley Carpet” by Gum Disease

Read the complete lyrics to "Bowling Alley Carpet" by Gum Disease from the album "I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Bowling Alley Carpet" is performed by Gum Disease. from the album "I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!" in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Bowling Alley Carpet", explore more songs by Gum Disease using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Bowling Alley Carpet" appears on "I Hired a Clown For My Birthday and All I Got Was This Stupid Album​!​!​!" in 2021.

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