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Germ Jungle Lyrics by Hazmat Monkey

Hazmat Monkey

2022

[Intro]
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
[Chorus]
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
(Germ jungle, germ jungle, germ jungle, germ jungle)
(Jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle)
(Oh my god!)
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ
[Verse 1]
Come swimming with me
We've got our fur oh so muddy
I can’t see my balls
I think I lost them
[Verse 2]
My balls need a clean
I hope you can make them shiny
I want to castrate
Not feeling so great
[Verse 3]
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
Looks like you could use some antifungal cream
In your dreams
You're gonna get married, and you're not gonna scream
Here comes the bride, so better slide in those DMs
M&M’s, anybody?
Don't need clothes? Don't you get mad at me
If you write anything, you need to get Grammarly
[Verse 4]
Is your morphsuit a little bit yellow?
You've met the girl but the wardrobe's shallow
Ten dollar, ten dollars, does anybody falter?
Ten dollars sold to the chimp at altar
Don't wanna be here? Look who signed!
Little bit of ink on a dotted line
Compact contract got you in a muddle?
Spend some time in the germ jungle
[Chorus]
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
Is your keyboard a germ jungle?
(Germ jungle, germ jungle, germ jungle, germ jungle)
(Jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle)
(Oh my god!)
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle, germ
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, germ, jungle
Germ, germ, germ, germ, germ
[Verse 5]
Is your wedding a little uncalled for?
Buy pink clothes for your newborn daughter
Now we're talking dollars and sense
So settle on down with a white picket fence
Here comes the bride, oh, ain't she beautiful
Picking up a dress in a new convertible
What to drive and what to wear?
Just bought this new Lamborghini here
[Verse 6]
Is your morphsuit out the door?
If it’s what you want, whatchu waiting for?
Banana and monkey, sitting in a tree
S-E-N-D H-E-L-P
Don’t wanna be here? Look who signed!
Dumb consumer who crossed the line
Please return your antifungal
Right on down to the germ jungle
Credits
Hazmat Monkey

Hazmat Monkey

About “Germ Jungle” by Hazmat Monkey

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"Germ Jungle" appears on "Hazmat Monkey" in 2022.

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