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Girlfriend Lyrics by Henry Phillips

Why Haven’t I Heard from You

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[Spoken Intro]
Oh, thank you
This is a brand new song
It's a little bit more uptempo
The kind you can dance to it a little bit, I guess
But don't, 'cause that'll make everybody uncomfortable
It's called "I Really, Really Need to Get a Girlfriend"

[Verse 1]
I gotta get a girlfriend
I gotta get a girlfriend
(Is it getting catchy yet?)
(I'm trying to sell this to, uh, Justin Timberlake or something, but I haven't...)
I gotta get new clothes
So I can get a girlfriend
I gotta start clippin' my toes
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop pickin' my nose
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop wearing pantyhose
So I can get a girlfriend
Girlfriend

[Verse 2]
I'm even willing to pay
Some girl to say that she's my girlfriend
'Cause all my friends think I'm gay
'Cause I never have a girlfriend
I'd buy flowers every day
For my girlfriend
I wouldn't be like O.J
And kill my girlfriend
Girlfriend

[Verse 3]
(This is for the musicians out there, watch this)
I just changed the key
So I can get a girlfriend
Start having sex for free
With my girlfriend
She can even have VD
And still be my girlfriend
It might hurt when I pee
But at least I'd have a girlfriend
Girlfriend

[Bridge]
(And this is kind of the bridge part here, which sort of breaks it off a little)
(Fuck you guys)
We could sit around and do crazy shit together like
I could pull her ears out and say
"Hey, look everybody, it's Dumbo!", and she'd be all like
"Who the fuck are you and how'd you get into my house?"
(Alright)

[Verse 4]
How low do I have to sink
To get me a girlfriend?
I could put something in her drink
And she could be my girlfriend
But then they'd put me in the clink
And I'd be someone else's girlfriend
Girlfriend
Girlfriend

[Spoken Outro]
Oh, thank you
Credits
Henry Phillips

Henry Phillips

About “Girlfriend” by Henry Phillips

Read the complete lyrics to "Girlfriend" by Henry Phillips from the album "Why Haven’t I Heard from You". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Live, Rock.

"Girlfriend" is performed by Henry Phillips. from the album "Why Haven’t I Heard from You" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Girlfriend", explore more songs by Henry Phillips using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Girlfriend" is credited to Henry Phillips. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Girlfriend" appears on "Why Haven’t I Heard from You".

Visit the Henry Phillips artist page at /artist/henry-phillips for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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