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3 Pound Pints Lyrics by Hyphen

2022

[Verse 1]
The morning commute feels like getting punched in the penis by a mallet
And then asking a man with a mallet if he'd like it to do it again after the weekend
My mum said, “Work hard in school”, so I did
Why am I more miserable than the kids that didn't?
What the fuck happened to 20-20 vision?
I spent most of my time that year in a prison
[Chorus]
I'm getting higher than the average house price
Three pound pints, so I go ahead and down mine
How long until we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints, so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it's how it'll be
Thought life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for three pound pints (Three pound pints anyone?)
[Verse 2]
It's unusual
I go to the shop and there's fifty million types of bottled water
That doesn't seem very useful
One notion
David Attenborough makes me feel like shit for using a straw, while BP takes oil spill wanks in the ocean
[Chorus]
I'm getting higher than the average house price
Three pound pints, so I go ahead and down mine
How long until we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints, so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it's how it'll be
Thought life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for three pound pints (Three pound pints anyone?)
[Verse 3]
What an annoying day
The government can lie about pretty much everything (Everything)
But I get fired for taking excessively long toilet breaks
It's awesome, people say, "Go back to where you came from" ("Go back to where you came from!")
I was literally born in Portsmouth
[Chorus]
I'm getting higher than the average house price
Three pound pints, so I go ahead and down mine
How long until we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints, so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it's how it'll be
Thought life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for three pound pints (Three pound pints anyone?)
[Outro]
Was a very powerful thing, but became very arrogant, and um started to really intrigue people and just be bothered about anything, kill people, just became ruthlessly drunk [?]
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Hyphen

Hyphen

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