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Marching Powder Lyrics by Hyphen

2022

[Verse 1]
What does Dave in a pub have in common with politicians in power?
They absolutely love that Columbian marching powder
[Spoken Word]
12 locations around Westminster were tested for drugs
Of the 12 locations, 11 tested positive for cocaine
[Verse 2]
2AM on Sunday text your dealer your address
At your desk on Monday and you'll feel it, you're a mess
This time say you mean it and you say you're gonna stop the drinking
Gets to Friday, smell a pint, you buy it then you sink it
Strolling 'round in Shoreditch, people fighting in the streets
Sniffing powder, white as people that their grandma likes to meet
That's what Dave in a pub has in common with politicians in power
They absolutely love that Columbian marching powder
[Spoken Word]
Michael Gove, Tory MP, has openly admitted to taking cocaine
When asked about this he allegedly responded
"I joined the Tory party to back some lines then, back some nines"
Gove's political career appears to be unaffected
[Verse 3]
Tarquin chundered all over his attire, fortunately it was silk
Karen crosses the street when she sees anyone darker than milk
A 50 year old says, "nice tits" to a woman of 24
She tells him to "fuck off"
He responds, "you can't say anything anymore"
Now, you might think they're different, but they're actually the same
When work gets them down they talk to their mate, Michael Caine
See that's the rare thing people share with politicians in power
They all fucking love that Columbian marching powder
[Spoken Word]
How are you gonna ban something that you do, yourself?
One rule for them, and another for everyone else
12 locations around Westminster were tested for drugs
Of the 12 locations, 11 tested positive for cocaine
Including, the bathroom nearest both Johnson and Patel offices'
The Times reports that one MP even had their drug dealer on payroll
Credits
Hyphen

Hyphen

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