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14 and Pregnant Lyrics by I Fucked a Turkey

The Shakespeare of Music

2018

[Intro: Connor Edwards]
This next track is rated PG for "Pop-punk Garbage" and "Probably Gay"
[Chorus: Connor Edwards]
I tripped over, I'm on morphine
Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen
I tripped over, I'm on morphine
Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen
[Verse: Connor Edwards]
I touched dicks with my scout leader
He showed me how to masturbate
I touched dicks with my pastor
He showed me how to pass the plate
I touched dicks with my Rastas'
They showed me how to pasta bake
I touched dicks with an actor
He showed me how to pass the blame
I touched dicks with the castor
He showed me how to pass the bait
I touched dicks with your mom
It showed me she was gay (No, you)
[Bridge: Connor Edwards]
I hate my life, you can suck my bell-end
I hate my life and you can't comprehend
I hate my life, I don't have any friends
I hate my life and I want it to end
[Interlude: Danny DeVito]
You whore
[Chorus: Connor Edwards]
I tripped over, I'm on morphine
Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen
I tripped over, I'm on morphine
Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen

About “14 and Pregnant” by I Fucked a Turkey

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"14 and Pregnant" appears on "The Shakespeare of Music" in 2018.

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