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Ass-Destroyed Turkeys Lyrics by I Fucked a Turkey

They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab, So I OD’d on Ket

2017

[Intro]
Nah, I'm not fucking kidding, bruv
[Verse 1]
On an ender, all-night bender
Pass me Brenda, I'll put her in a blender
Dick extender, no pretender
Putting me together like a video render
Make me slender, chicken tender
Did you just assume my gender?
Broke my Fender, need a mender
I'ma send her to a vendor
[Drop]
Skid up, wagwan, p-put 'em in the dirt
[Verse 2]
Bi-Bi-Bitch, I'll make you feel benign
Let me show you some real grime
Music Man, I'm in my prime
Let me spit some unknown-time
Bitch, you're a slime
In your prime, half-the-time
When I rhyme full-time
Half-time like an enzyme
Who them guys? They spit crime
Spit so hard it's Fahrenheit
What they say, it cross a line
If words could kill, we'd fucking die
I'm in pit, I need to climb
I really haven't got the time
I pop a herb, I'm eating thyme
Vegan, let me snort a line
Dealer, let me snort a line
See through wall, I'm like a mime
I be working overtime
I guess it's now, past my bedtime
[Breakdown]
Reyt lads
Left to right
Yeet that motherfucker at the wall
And open up a fresh-ass bag of
Lettuce
Oh
Bree
Like my dick this song is beaten down
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I Fucked a Turkey

I Fucked a Turkey

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