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Mr. Biscuit vs. Kinell Lyrics by ​iBattleTV

Corona Virus Video Tournament (Round 2)

2020

[Round 1: Mr. Biscuit]
Lexx, what do you want in the second round that’s not in the first?
He said, “Portfolio”
I get it - a body’ll (of) work
He from the North, naturally he feels on top of the Earth
If y’all give this cat a rack (cataract), somethin’s wrong wit’ your optical nerve
He battled Frankie Wapps and he said, “The middle of Little Italy”
But he British, so he said, “The mih-ull of Lih-ull Ih-ully”
You from the U.K.! You tellin’ me you can’t do T (tea)!?
You turnin’ Ls into Ws like XQZ?
I’m in your mom bakery, she said, “Would you like a bit of a doughnut?”
I said, “I’m lookin’ for your son”
“He’s not here at the moment”
Your pops walked in and saw me, he had a bit of a stroke
That ended the bloke!
Now ya mom is like your Wapps bar: the little widow (whittle) we know
Bro, you seen Dirty Harry?
I’ll pull that same Colt out that same coat!
Anybody in the ‘hood who sane? Bolt like Usain Bolt!
Ripcord on the saw remind me of my pops, ‘cause the chain smoke!
Paycheck-to-paycheck on yo’ cranium: it stays broke
That Brit walked into a bar - it’s not a race joke
Last dude pale as you I seen in a black ‘hood was Space Ghost
Listen, when you need feedback, who do you speak to?
I mean, somebody wit’ real feedback who could really reach you?
A&R did a recap on you, was quite lethal
You basically got told you suck by really nice people
Oh, you a menace? Cool
That explains your miniscule rounds
You a octopus: get ate (8) wit’ the arms and you tend to cool (tentacle) down
This Round 2, and Biscuit isn’t finna fool ‘round
There’s a big gap between us that you can’t bridge
I’ll do a British school proud!
WOW!
(*in a Scottish accent*)
I’m a better Brit than you, and I’m about to prove it
Like the tooth on a English bum, I’m about to lose-
(*cracks up laughing*)
[Round 1: Kinell]
Mr. Biscuit, thing with this shit
Is I had to miss out on some bars due to cultural differences
See, what you call a “cookie”, we call a “biscuit”
And what you call a “biscuit”, we call a fucking cocksucker!
See, you’re the type of cunt who does a full round of name flips based on the name that isn’t what your opponent’s name is!
My name’s Kinell, and fuckin’ “Kinell” isn’t a name flip
That’s the joke, that’s what the name is
My name isn’t “Kin”, my name isn’t “K”
No one’s ever called me that
So if it’s a full round of “pull a big K on your moms if she next to Kin”, you’re a twat!
Fuck a name flip if you can’t do it properly
And just spittin’ as many shit gun bars in 90 seconds as you can is sloppy
Actin’ like he’s gonna call a mob hit on me
Who the fuck do you think you are, Bis’ - Gotti?
Still forced to rely on that boring shite after all this time
I’ve been serving since primary school
When my teacher told me to come to the board and write the sum total of 4 and 5, I’d draw the .9!
Fuckin’, it’s an easy bag
Who’d you get here by beatin’, fam’?
You’re only here ‘cause Tapedeck didn’t record, and I been keepin’ tabs
You didn’t get here properly
And doin’ your full rounds dressed as Shaggy seems odd to me
I belled him up like, “Where you sendin’ for Tapedeck?”
He said, “Nah...It Wasn’t Me.”
I know this isolation’s gettin’ you down
But you need to lose weight, and I reckon about 70 pounds
Plus you know it’s a sign that you ain’t mentally sound
When your diet consists of gettin’ a trout
Swallowin’ the lot ‘til the end in your mouth
And pullin’ nothin’ but the tail and the skeleton out
Dead it - I’m out!
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