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Mr. Biscuit vs. Tapedeck Lyrics by ​iBattleTV

Corona Virus Video Tournament (Round 1)

2020

[Intro: Benji Reckless]
IBattleTV, Corona Virus Video Tournament
We got Mr. Biscuit
He was supposed to battle Tapedeck, who unfortunately did not submit his round in time
So he's disqualified, but we still wanna see Biscuit get his bars off
So, Mr. Biscuit, it's on you
[Round 1: Mr. Biscuit]
Y'all heard of Tapedeck? Well, Biscuit in the kitchen wit' that boul spouse
Robbery, I need all the toilet paper in the whole house
Choose one: your wipes or your life
He said, "Fair is fair!"
I coulda got away clean, but(t) why would I spare a square?
If Tape start darin’ me, he’ll need therapy
One punch, then hallucination (he’ll lose a nation) like the Cherokee
Type of heat to cause mass famine, I’m tryna scare cities
The gun too grisly (Grizzly) to describe - y’all gotta bear wit’ me
Tapedeck’ll get taped up, he easy to murk
I got the confidence of T-Rex in a shmedium shirt
I’ll bring him to church
They hate, but when I flex, they duck
Play me, I’m a ‘80s baby: I could set (cassette) Tape up
Stop talkin’ tough
You look like you the type to have a white dad
That lick his fingers before turnin’ the pages...on his iPad
You type trash
All that ‘hood talk doesn’t impress me
Most of that’s your mom fault for marryin’ a deadbeat
Bet me!
Lung cancer statistics are so tragic
You know, nodes in the throat blackin’
But for cravin’ the smoke, he’ll die hard like old habits
Why wouldn’t he be whiter than ash? I’m volcanic
Hey, I like when my dinner in (and) the card, I’m romantic
I said, Lexx! Should I scheme or just punch a bunch when I speak to son?
Response? Jay-Z vers’ Nas
Get it? Either one (Ether won)
You see the pun?
Punchin’ him 30 times wasn’t disrespect
I’m followin’ cops’ orders - they keep hollerin’, “Hit the Deck!”
I’m sick as heck!
He hype, but I can see the clown in him
Tapedeck, you look like Drake wit’ Down Syndrome
Be nervous, ‘Deck
Respect, but if you swerve this left
You might get two, attached like virgin sex
Curtains!
Look on the bright side - this the worst it gets
Tapedeck-
Man, the last words he heard was “NEXT!”
Credits
​iBattleTV

​iBattleTV

About “Mr. Biscuit vs. Tapedeck” by ​iBattleTV

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