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Master of Chickens Lyrics by If Logos Are Bands

If Logos Are Bands: Season 1

2020

Faster than a rocket
Terrifying spider
Enraged and like a crockett
He's half man and half schneider
Master of chickens I'm pulling your hair
Twisting your words and smashing your plates
Blinded by me, you can't see the delaware
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you evaporate
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you evaporate
Master
Master
One zillion is the number of the spider
A smelly spider nestled somewhere in time
A manky seagull - no warnings, no signs
Judgment day and the a greasy rat arrives
Eventually, they all commit crimes
The plates went SMACK, there was no use turning back
'Cause I just had to see, was a spider watching me?
In the mist the words twist
Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?
One zillion is the number of the spider
Is it the end, my friend?
Master you're going 'round the bend
Half man and half schneider
No, no, please, no
One zillion ... one zillion
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If Logos Are Bands

If Logos Are Bands

About “Master of Chickens” by If Logos Are Bands

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