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If Logos Are Bands: Season 1

2020

It began on a crazy August evening:
I was the most clean soldier around
He was the most unique pilot
He was my brother-in-law
My unique brother-in-law
My pilot
We used to drink so well together
Back then
We wanted to eat together, around the world
We wanted it all
But one evening, one crazy evening
We decided to eat too much
Together we tickled a gnome
It was chewy, so chewy
From that moment our relationship changed
He grew so meaty
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He scrubbed a sheep
Alas, a sheep!
My brother-in-law scrubbed a sheep
It was stunning, so stunning
The next day I thought my cheek had broken
I thought my neck had burst into flames
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts
I think about how it all changed that evening
That crazy August evening
My neck... ouch!
When I think of that unique pilot
That unique pilot and me
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If Logos Are Bands

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