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Gadget Ho Lyrics by J-Zone

Peter Pan Syndrome

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[Intro]

[Female]
How come you didn't text me back?
[J-Zone]
Becuase I didn't know you were still alive
[Female]
That's no excuse, you STILL should have texted me back
[J-Zone]
You dumb broad, are you inept? I told you I don't text

Fuck all that textin'. Yo Zone, what [???] you at?
Gadget hoes, man

Shit...

[Verse]
I'm in the club
Fuckin' with models, poppin' bottles, getting jiggy with it

Stop lyin

Hell no. None of the above
I ain't getting no love because
Every woman in here is fucking with a cell phone

No mingling, no dancing, no macking at all
Just gadget hoes wanting photos for their Facebook walls

[Female]
I don't mean to bother you...

[J-Zone]
Then for the rest of the night
Every fucking five minutes asking me to play photographer

Because if I take pictures of these bitches all night long
And when the night's up and I want my dick sucked, I'm wrong?

[Female]
(That's ?? rude)

[J-Zone]
Are you a woman or a goddamned speak-and-spell?

[Speak and Spell]
OMG LOL

[J-Zone]
Gadget hoes, everywhere I go. Even the gym
Texting "LMFAO"s, tying up the leg press
On the stationary bike. Pedal faster
Bitch, go back to level 2
That's why you ain't lost no weight yet

At IHOP an hour later, Instagram it: Bacon
Asking all your Facebook friends:

[Female]
"Should I do it?"

[J-Zone]
A disgrace. Been at the gym five years. Still fat
But you've got enough [???], may as well stuff your face

And the fellas ain't no better
Half these men grown
Bitch put 'em in the friend zone
They still go and text 'em
Put some bass in your voice, nigga
Your're 30 and in the zone
6'8", 350 and you're texting the bitch emoticons?
When God was handing out dicks, he forgot you
And if he was still living, Barry White would have shot you
What a disgrace, [???] [???] crew
I got fish in my fish tank tougher than you
And I hate it so much, I'm gonna start giving stitches
To the niggas that's texting like bitches
Texting while they're driving gadget hoes, getting tickets
And if your phone had a hole, you'd probably put your dick in it

Fuck no I ain't taking no pictures
Fuck no I ain't texting you back
Fuck no I don't respond to emoticons
You text me and afterwards you get slapped

Hell no I ain't kidding man
Next time I see six girls in the club coming up to me with the camera phone
Saying "Can you take this picture for us?" for the Facebook wall
Just to let you know, I'm fuckin' every girl in the photo

For all you dudes out there who be in the friend zone
Still texting these girls smailey faces and emoticons:
How does it feel to look in the mirror and know that you're a fucking punk?
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J-Zone

J-Zone

About “Gadget Ho” by J-Zone

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"Gadget Ho" appears on "Peter Pan Syndrome".

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