[Intro: Jack, Mert]
I was floating down the liffey (Yeah yeah)
Eating peanut butter Jiffey (No no)
Mert's family are terrorists (Horrible people)
It is really quite a pity (Yeah)
Mert was pressured to stab someone with a pencil at the age 18 apart of a horrible underground war and it worsened his life ever since (Damn!)
[Verse 1: Mert]
Used to have many faces as I moved through the traces
My wicked dog died John, so I piece together the pages
Like a hitman (hitman) Longdick Stickman upon these stages
I set gauges on Aras's wages, feel hard like the rock's praises
They're hoppin' on my dick and their grip feels like razors
I got a knock tonight, that i need to be Walter White to my cases (bitch)
[Pre-Verse 2: Jack]
Mert was pressured to have sex with a crazy maniac by the name of Suzy Katio after escaping out of his precious home it was not that precious
[Verse 2: Jack]
Undertale roleplay I was tryna be an orphan
Would often join in the game unfortunately found him in Snowdin
The guy was Sans and I was in military proportions
The necklace on me was glowing I'm rocking up in these Jordans
It's quite a nice little portion we met and continued talking
He's always silent like Gordon when I ask bout his misfortune
There's something wrong with his organs they're so much more than just foreign
Could never tell if he's Turkish or Irish or maybe Georgian
[Verse 3: Mert]
YOH YOH YOH
HECYIANI YOK MY COC BROKE LIKE SHATTERED EGG WITH YOC (YOC)
YOH, YOH
JUMPED JACK IN HIS VERSE LIKE A KANGURURU TO HUNULULU SCREAMING (GULULU KEMAL CUKURU)
YOH
I WENT TO ZULUHU WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE LIKE KULU ON YOUR LITTLE LULU
BALLS SO LU [?] YU, HEDEYO ULULULU -DEYO ULULULU
-DEYO ULULULU
-DEYO ULULU
(This is a geniuene issue that impacts his life and others around him his behavior is affected by his bottled up past and it ruins everything)
-DEYO ULULU
(Mert is not honest about his past I know he's hiding something there's a deeper layer of trauma in play here)
[Verse 4: Jack]
There's a severe layer of trauma in Cukur Kemal and Pasha
Mert Gulugulu his mama his father and all their drama
I think he was born to a mafia family ran by his daddy
Bottling up emotions to carry not incredible quite uncanny what the f- (Shut up)
[Pre-Verse 5: Mert, Jack (Adlibs)]
Shut up!
Shut up
Everything is a damn lie!
My life (my life), is spiraling downwards (I hurt myself)
I'm surrounded by f**king monsters (Monster, genocide?)
Every single one of you fucks, horrible my life!
Fuck all of you. (Fuck!)
All of you...
(DROP THE BEAT LIKE IT'S HOT BITCH)
[Verse 5: Mert, Jack (Adlibs)]
I murdered a man when I was 18 with a pencil to the neck (What? What?)
Let [?] bleed in out like a fucking wreck (Damn)
He was nothing but a fucking speck
He died like a dog, but I did to protect my family (Boom)
I was [?] [?] [?]
Suzy
Suzy Katio I'm spending all days just to get your steel-eyed gaze (gaze)
Yeah your gaze to take a look at how I find more ways
Forays, why do you always make me go through hallways (Hallways)
Just to see that you sought out more ways to convene more fucking hallways (Shit)
Ay (Shit) Ay (Shit) Ay (Shit) Ay (Shit)
I'm boutta cry and pry at my emotions
It's seeping in my mind like it's a fucking trojan
Which leads me to using lotion, gettin' into that fucking motion
Y-Y-Yuh, I'm so fucking unbroken, erosion ain't one of my notions (notions)
Bringin' so much commotion I may as well be a fucking ocean
I'm out in the open, gettin' so imploded call me Joe Rogan (God damn)
Then I looked at Suzy and fucked her so hard I got a motherfuckin' promotion (promotion, ay, yuh)
Halfway into this scene, her hips slammed on my shit so hard it caused a motherfucking explosion (Boom)
I felt so fuckin' chosen, she was coming down on me like she wanted to release oxytocin (oxytocin)
And when I climaxed I felt so fucking broken (Scream) (God damn!)
My energy was stolen, it was robbed, I felt so fucking frozen until she gave me a fucking token
A token for the sex, a fucking apple pie, I then ate it up and felt so fucking high
Couldn't even reply when she asked me if I just died (Died)
I just told her I hate Ireland and I hate her apple pies (I hate 'em)
Then grabbed her face, and squeezed out her fucking eyes
[Outro: Jack]
Shalom, Shala, la la la la la la!