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I Felt the Dental Hygienist’s Pregnant Belly Rubbing Against My Elbow Lyrics by Jim E. Brown

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[Intro]
My name is Jim E. Brown
[Verse 1]
My teeth were very dirty
So I went to the dentist to have them cleaned
The dental hygienist
Was very obviously pregnant
Her pregnant belly protruded
From her dental hygienist clothing
She also wore a mask
Due to COVID regulations
[Chorus]
Getting my teeth cleaned
I felt the dental hygienist's pregnant belly
Rubbing against my elbow
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She said to rinse my mouth
And a wholе lot of blood came out
Just like the blood from a vagina whеn the baby is born
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when the baby is born
[Verse 2]
I have never had a visibly pregnant person
Clean my teeth
The sharp tools she used
Were painful
But it was necessary
To remove the buildup of plaque
I should really floss more often
[Chorus]
Getting my teeth cleaned
I felt the dental hygienist's pregnant belly
Rubbing against my elbow
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She said to rinse my mouth
And a whole lot of blood came out
Just like the blood from her vagina when her baby is born
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when the baby is born
When the baby is born
Credits
Jim E. Brown

Jim E. Brown

About “I Felt the Dental Hygienist’s Pregnant Belly Rubbing Against My Elbow” by Jim E. Brown

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