There Is Life Outside Your Apartment Lyrics by John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber
Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
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[Brian:] Princeton! [Princeton:] Yeah [Brian:] Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks What's up with that? [Princeton:] I went to work for a temp agency, and they Fired me for being too depressing on the phone I maxed out my cards, I'm two months behind In rent, I totally messed up my personal life Oh, and Brian—I still haven't found my purpose! [Brian:] All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! Everyone's getting together to mess around the city today [Princeton:] Have fun! [Brian:] When I say everyone, that includes you! There is life outside your apartment I know it's hard to conceive But there's life outside your apartment And you're only gonna see it if you leave There is cool shit to do But it can't come to you And who knows, dude You might even score! There is life outside your apartment But you've got to open the door! [Princeton:] No, thanks, I'm staying in! [Brian:] Don't tell me I gotta force you [Princeton:] Sorry! [Brian:] All right, everyone! He's resisting! [Christmas Eve, Trekkie Monster, Gary and Nicky pick Princeton up and drag him outside] [All but Princeton:] There is life outside There is life outside There is life outside There is life outside your apartment! There's a pigeon Squashed on the street [Christmas Eve:] Ew [Brian:] There's a girl passing by [Nicky:] No I think it's a guy [All but Princeton:] And a homeless man Who only wants to Buy something to eat! Sorry, can't help you [They enter the subway] We could go to the zoo! [Trekkie Monster:] Pick up girls at NYU! [Brian:] We could sit in the park smoking pot! [Christmas Eve:] Or not [All but Princeton:] There is life outside your apartment [Princeton:] Well, I guess I'll give it a shot [Sound of gunshot. Everyone screams and runs.] [All:] There is life outside your apartment I know— [Sound of loud jackhammer. They cover their ears and swear.] There is life outside your apartment [They look up in horror.] [Voice #1:] I'm gonna jump! [All:] Don't do it! [Voice #1:] Okay [All:] There is cool shit to do But it can't come to you So come on— [Car screeches to a halt.] [Voice #2:] Get out of the way asshole! [Princeton:] Fuck you! [All:] There is life outside your apartment Oh, you never know What's around the bend You could win the lotto Or make a friend [Lucy enters. The guys eye her and turn to Princeton.] [Guys:] Take her home to see your apartment! [Lucy:] Do you wanna feel special? I can see that you do Well, I can make you feel Special If you let me feel you [Guys:] She'll feel you! [Lucy:] Where's your pad? [Princeton:] Not too far [Guys:] We could call you a car [Princeton:] We'll be fine, thank you! See ya! [Christmas Eve:] Hope you don't get gonorrhea! [All:] There is life outside your apartment [Princeton/Lucy:] But now it's time to go home [All:] There is life outside your apartment [Trekkie Monster:] Me going home now [Princeton/Lucy:] It's time to go home! [Trekkie Monster:] That's where me gonna go! [Lucy:] I can make you feel special [Trekkie Monster:] That's where me gonna go! [All:] There is life outside your apartment [Trekkie Monster:] Me going home now That's where me gonna go! [Princeton/Lucy:] But now it's time to go home [Trekkie Monster:] For porn!
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