Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

After Ever After 2 Lyrics by Jon Cozart

After Ever After

2014

[Intro]
If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

[Verse 1 - Mulan]
After saving China, I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower-zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now, I'm losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul
I wanna be a man
I've never seen a guy so hot
Time to reinvent the new me
Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused)
Be quiet, or we'll get caught
Maybe one day he'll screw me
Now, I really get why my nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man
I've got the brains and the bite of females
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
I know I'm ready for transformation
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you!)

[Verse 2 - Cinderella]
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
Guess my wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered my shoe
The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
The white jackets say I'm nutty (She's nutty as a bat!)
'Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (Stick some meds in her food!)
But their pills turn my brain to putty (Got her!)
Now, Lucifer's not just my cat (I am Satan!)
Their insulin puts me under
Shock-therapy's made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck two steel rods in my brain!

[Verse 3 - Tiana]
I spent a bloomin' lifetime
To open my café
Then I took a dive in 2005
Now, it's washed away (It's all washed away!)
I was picked up by a chopper
After four nights on my roof
Now, my new home is the Astrodome
'Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina-proof
You better carry 'round a shotgun
Or looters take your kids (Hide your kids, now!)
Ya better pee inside of jam jars (Ew!)
Be sure to keep those lids
Now, we needed Noah but we got Bush
Our savior flew away and hid
Rough seas and levees
Rough seas and levees
Rough seas and levees
I'm dead

[Verse 4 - Elsa]
There is no snow on the mountain tonight
Just sulfur in the air
A kingdom of greenhouse gases
Only Bill Nye seems to care
My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
It's time I show the strength of an evil queen (Of an evil queen!)
With Germany and Putin, too
I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
We're going green by spilling red
And if you're not dead
I built a horde of evil snowmen
They're gonna take over the world
Let it snow, let it snow
Now, Fox News will need heat lamps
Let it snow, let it snow
I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa!)
We don't care who we have to slay
Let my troops march on (The troops march on!)
The cold's coming back and it's here to stay

[Outro]
I sunk like a brick
Prince thinks I'm sick
Ice is melting quick
Now, I have a lot of self-esteem
Credits
Jon Cozart

Jon Cozart

About “After Ever After 2” by Jon Cozart

Read the complete lyrics to "After Ever After 2" by Jon Cozart from the album "After Ever After" in 2014. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under A Cappella, Satire, Comedy.

"After Ever After 2" is performed by Jon Cozart. from the album "After Ever After" in 2014 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "After Ever After 2", explore more songs by Jon Cozart using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Jon Cozart · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"After Ever After 2" is credited to Jon Cozart. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"After Ever After 2" appears on "After Ever After" in 2014.

Visit the Jon Cozart artist page at /artist/jon-cozart for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

Carol of the Bells
Anything Vine Can Do, YouTube Does Better
​a love song/a non love song
After Ever After 3
BOY BRAND
2016 SUCKS: A Song
After Ever After
Boy Brand (ft Peter Hollens)
Lyrks
Lyrks

Your gateway to the world of music lyrics.

Product

Features

Company

About

Artists

Trending

Legal

Privacy

Terms

Copyright

Support

Contact

Features

Charts

© 2026 Lyrks. All rights reserved.