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Anything Vine Can Do, YouTube Does Better Lyrics by Jon Cozart

2016

[Intro: Jon Cozart]
Five, six, seven, eight

[Refrain: Thomas Sanders & Jon Cozart]
Anything you can do, I can do better
Vine can do anything better than You... Tube
No, it can't
Yes, it can
No, it can't
Yes, it can
No, it can't
Yes, it can
(Yes, it can) (No, it can't)
If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater (Well...)
Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
(No, you're not) (Yes, I am)

[Verse 1: Thomas Sanders & Jon Cozart]
Vine is just a gimmick (Only for a cynic)
I can do impressions (I can help depression) (Ugh)
Education vids made me a grad and YouTube is free
(Uh, wait for the ad) (Hmm)

[Refrain: Thomas Sanders & Jon Cozart]
Anywhere you can reach, I can reach further
I can reach double as far as you can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, he can
Yes, I can
(Yes, I can) (Yes, he can)

[Verse 2: Thomas Sanders, Jon Cozart, & Both]
Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy
You should put disclaimers on the YouTube gamers
I hear you only last six seconds long (What?)
Do girls complain? (It's enough for your mom) *gasps*

[Refrain: Thomas Sanders & Jon Cozart]
Anything you can do, I can loop better
Everything I do is better than loops
No, it's not
Yes, it is
No, it's not
Yes, it is
No, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not
Yes, it is

[Verse 3: Thomas Sanders & Jon Cozart]
Viners are obnoxious even when unconscious
YouTube's for talent (It's for Vevo and Fallon!)
You're just another Disney schmuck
Parodies aren't art (Storytime: you suck) *gasp*

[Refrain: Thomas Sanders, Jon Cozart, & Both]
Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
(No, you can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't)
(Yes, I can, can, can, can, can, can, can)
You shut up!
No, I can't
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better, oh-oh-oh
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best
(No, no, no, no) (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) (No, no, no)
(No, no) (Yeah, yeah) (No, no, no)
(No, no) (Yeah, yeah) (No, no, no, no)
Uh

[Outro: Thomas Sanders, Jon Cozart, & Both]
Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better
I can do anything better
Better, better than you
(No, you can't) (Yes, I can)
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Jon Cozart

Jon Cozart

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