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Texas Jailcell Lyrics by Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

Texas Funeral

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[Intro]
Mr. Engineer, faders up
[Verse 1]
What kinda jail cell is this?
I'm sitting here with a drunken Indian
Grinning like a mule eating garlic
And he keeps tryna get his hands on my majosha
Lemme tell ya, I've been perjured
I told the officer who I was
And it didn't seem to make any difference
[Chorus]
He just said "Don't drop the soap
Don't smoke no dope
Better get a lawyer, son
Better get a real good one
Ya better get yourself a suit and tie
Ya better gеt your hair cut way up high"
[Verse 2]
That's what the officer told me
Shit, I didn't do nothing
I was just driving my car
What's thе matter, Jim?
Jesus
Lemme outta here, ossifer
Lemme see if the judge... judge?
Ah, there goes the Indian again
Get your hands off my fucking majosha
You know who I am, buddy, officer?
This Indian says he needs some sexual healing
I said... if I got anything to say
I'll say it with a lead, yeah
[Chorus]
But I ain't gonna drop the soap, nope
I ain't gonna smoke no dope
I'm gonna get a lawyer, son
I'm gonna get me a good one
[Outro]
You wanna sit... this cell, sitting...
Lemme outta here, will ya, goddamn it!
Ossifer?
Ossifer?
Get me away from this Indian, anyway
At least for the weekend
Ugh, dammit
I'm talking to you!
What kinda jail cell is this?
It's a Texas jail cell
Credits
Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

About “Texas Jailcell” by Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

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"Texas Jailcell" appears on "Texas Funeral".

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