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Texas Wine Lyrics by Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

Texas Funeral

1985

[Intro]
One, two...
Can somebody go to the liquor store, please?
One, two, three, four!
Git!
Uh... yep
[Verse 1]
Well, I left my farm in Texas, I got myself the next bus
Left my Caterpillar and my wife
Got off the bus in Fresno, it smelled like a cesspool
I found myself a topless old dive
I told the cocktail waitress "I just moved here from Texas
Now gimme some Texas wine"
[Chorus]
Texas wine, git!
Fruit of the vine
It ain’t Oklahoma, it ain’t Arizona
It’s just T-T-T-T-T-Texas wine
Yеp
Woo-wee!
[Verse 2]
I went home with a dancer, shе was a romancer
She had stretchmarks on the back of her thighs
She was a divorcee, she liked to play with horsies
And asked me if I wanted to get high
I said "There’s only one hitch, listen up and listen tight, bitch
Gimme some Texas wine"
[Chorus]
Texas wine, git!
Fruit of the vine
It ain’t Oklahoma, it ain’t Arizona
It’s just T-T-T-T-T-T-Texas wine
[Outro]
T-T-T-T-T-T
T-T-T-T-T-T
Texas wine
Yeah, yeah, hey, git!
Hit me!
Hit me two times!
Hit somebody!
Yeah, Texas wine, yeah
Woo!
Should've kept your job at Petsmart
Selling a garden hose
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Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

About “Texas Wine” by Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

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"Texas Wine" appears on "Texas Funeral" in 1985.

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