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Silent Night Lyrics by Jonda

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(starms humming silent night)
Yo! I see Santa in the chimney
It’s a silent night
His little butt cheeks looking very tight (uhh)
Getting his cookies ready
Thinking about this Christmas medley (uhh)
It’s snowing, my erection is growing, Danielle is towing
My car, she’s driving very far
Captain hooke says argh argh (bars)
I see his little elves
Coming down at 12 o’ clock, I got my glock
Locked and loaded, my child exploded, my mom got demoted, Santa’s reindeer imploded (uhh)
I pulled the trigger, my butt got bigger (yo), Santa’s having a snicker (yo),
His elf dodged my shot, he thought he wasn’t gonna get caught
But he forgot, I got ops, in Atlanta, drinking my Fanta
Sleeping with Santa, Hannah Montana
(choir singing Silent Night in the background)
I wake up in the attic, feeling very ecstatic
My dad got an automatic (gun)
Who’s he gonna shoot today (who’s he gonna shoot today)?
Jack Harlow, tomorrow (Jack Harlow, tomorrow)?
I gotta borrow (I gotta), some money (some money)
Santa’s ass lookin very dummy (Santa’s loookin very dumm), thicc (thicc)
I gotta stick with my morals (I gotta stick with my morals) (uhh)
Ayo, is that Rudolph? (Nayyy)
I jump off the window sill, going to pay my Verizon bill,
I owe 2000 dollars to the IRS, Santa’s makin a mess,
With Jon’s mom (ayo my mom’s dead)
Shut Up Jon, get off my lawn
Ay uh but actually sh- she meant a lot to me
She was my best friend since childhood
And uh I could never forget that you know what I mean? (sniff)
Like when you lose someone that close to you
The memory of them never goes away
Cherish the ones that you love the most,
You never know when today may be the last day you see them (sniff x3)
Aye uh… my bad
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Jonda

Jonda

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