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(Uhh) Chillin in the Walmart
Sittin in the bike aisle
I look across the way
And I see a pedophile his name is Kyle
And he’s wipin off my smile (uhh)
I’m lookin for-a peas
I wanna wee-wee
Not like the french there's an icky stench
Coming from Kyle
Not Uncle Kyle but Kyle the pedophile (bars)
I’m lookin down the corridor
I see uh Ford Explorer (Transformer sound effect)(uhh)
Lookin past the 404
Past the planned parenthood (grocery scanner sound effect)
I’m from the hood (grocery scanner sound effеct) I got the goods (grocery scanner sound еffect)
I stood up (grocery scanner sound effect) for human rights (grocery scanner sound effect)
I wanna fight the patriarch (grocery scanner sound effect)
With all this malarkey
(Grocery scanner sound effect)
My dog a little barky
His name is Sparky
“Hey whattup man” (Sparky talking)
He gotta a tooly he needs to duty (bars)
(Multiple grocery scanners sound effect)
(Screams with gunshots)
(More screaming ~Arabic)
(More gunshots while screaming ~Arabic)
(Buzz Lightyear theme song transition)
(Screams still continues ~Arabic)
(Gunshots are back)
(Transformers sound effect transition)
(More screaming ~Arabic)
(Gunshots are back pt. 2)
(Screams of terror ~Arabic)
(Buzz Lightyear proceeds: louder)
(More screams of terror ~Arabic)
(Gunshots are back pt. 3: more aggressive to the temporal lobe)
Buzz Lightyear + Screams ~Arabic + Gunshots (all going off at the same time)
Speaks in Arabic
Guitar strum
Credits
Jonda

Jonda

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