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Mori Calliope vs. Edgar Allan Poe Lyrics by JustGamer

2023

[Intro]
Bad Idea Rap-
Mori Calliope
Vs
Edgar Allan Poe
Begin
[Verse 1: Edgar Allan Poe]
Once upon a midnight dreary
I waited at my desk dearly
For Death to answer my queries
Finally I saw him near me
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment and she chose to dress like that?
Oh she's hopeless
An influential rapper?
Don't see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-Tubers?
As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics but it won't leave you saved
After this, Miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name
[Verse 2: Mori Calliope]
Alright chat, check this out
In today's stream, I'm gonna wreck this loser
Gen Z couldn't cancel me
So I ain't about to lose to a boomer
Going from poems to flowing
Seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper
'Cause you know she's 'bout to murder you
Got lines by the dozen
Drop rhymes like it's nothing
I love to write, you loved your cousin
I'm that spiritual lyrical miracle
Taking down the pitiful original
With my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck
You got no luck 'cause I'm so tough
Though we're both some gothic writers
I'm dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear?
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I'll call this battle now 'cause my Huge W's right here
[Verse 3: Edgar Allan Poe]
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball
I've had enough
The EN Curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror like 2D pink anime women are so scary
Guess this battle's just another collaboration where you're carried
'Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to Deadbeats
Combining J-Pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren't in your repertoire
For we will see you nevermore
[Verse 4: Mori Calliope]
Make fun of me for being a white rapper?
Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice
What's wrong? You gasp in shock?
Seems to me you lost your breath
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death
[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
Who asked?
Stay tuned for the next Bad Idea Rap Battle
Which is on the wa- wa- way
Credits
JustGamer

JustGamer

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