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Smoking Too Much Pot Lyrics by MadTV

2005

(Intro)
[PHARRELL]
Stuuuuuuuuuupid
(Hook)
[SNOOP]
When your chronic is a-blazin'
You're smokin' lots of pot, smokin' lots of pot, smokin' lots of pot
And you're laughin' at So Raven
Smokin' lots of pot, smokin' lots of pot, smokin' lots of pot
And your eyes look all Asian
And really bloodshot, really bloodshot, really bloodshot
When you're watchin' Teletubbies
And you can't follow the plot, you're smokin' too much pot, smokin' too much pot
Got a roll of cookie dough and I'd pour a cherry Coke
But I can't find the kitchen 'cause of all this damn smoke
(Verse 1)
[SNOOP]
I'm a stoner but y'all knew that
Sure it's a problem but at least it ain't krizzat
I keep a blue bong sittin' on my bedside
Before I eat my Pop Tart, I make sure my brain's fried
Pharrell came by with some dope from Haiti
I wonder what day it is and where I put my baby
Where am I? And who are you again?
I'm the S-N-double O-O....O?
(Spoken interlude)
[SNOOP]
Oh man, I'm so ripped. What were we spellin'?
[PHARRELL]
Dude, dude, I think I just peed my drawers, man. Can you check?
(Verse 2)
[SNOOP and PHARRELL]
I want a chicken thigh, pizza pie, and some curly fries
It's too bad I can't swallow when my cotton mouth's so dry
I'm feelin' claustrophobic and a little paranoid
I'm convinced that my toaster is a freakin' android
Dunno the lyrics, my memory's hazy
Won't be havin' kids, 'cause my sperm's got lazy
I won't stop even if I get arrested
Hell, I didn't quit when I got man-breasted
(Hook)
[SNOOP]
Sittin' there for hours starin' at one spot
You're smokin' too much pot, smokin' too much pot
When you see Star Jones and you think she's kinda hot
You're smokin' too much pot, smokin' too much pot
Stole my granny's weed that she got for glaucoma
If I have another hit I'm gonna slip into a coma
Credits
MadTV

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