[Intro]
Yeah, everyone out here being like
"Oh yeah, I don't know what it is, what is that smell?"
It's dirt, man! I smell like dirt!
Dirt's got a smell, I can promise you that
Come sleep in it for eight hours
You can smell what dirt smells like, man
[Chorus: Billy D]
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip, fool
[Verse 1: Billy D]
I got a cum sock chillin' on the floor in my room
I call it Lisa, when I need to, I just beat up thе poon
[?] when I stink up, you get high from the fumеs
And I don't need to wash or clean up, I just spray some perfume
They plug they nose when they speak to me so I know that I stink
I got drunk and shit the bed, I didn't change out the sheets
I paid a prostitute to fuck me, I ain't showered in weeks
She stuck her tongue inside my foreskin and then sucked out the cheese
I eat the pussy on the period, don't care if it bleeds
I throw your mother in the bloody puddle, cuddle with me
I'm shootin' heroin with needles that I found in the street
And when I leave the room, they nearly puke and spray the Febreze, 'cause
[Chorus: Billy D]
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip, fool
[Verse 2: Kyle Kombs]
I got a fat bitch lickin' on the hole where I poo
I got skid marks in my undies, but she thinks that it's cute
I lick the grease up off that pussy, suck the sweat off her pubes
I bust a nut inside her mom, and now she's drinkin' the soup
I fuck a crackhead in the street for seven bucks and a drink
Her pussy crusty, I was munchin' on the bumps on her pink
I got infections in my eyes, so I can't even see
I eat her butt and then I dip, I wash my dick in the sink
I swig a cup of Mountain Dew that's filled with cigarette butts
I lick the floor and all the walls in every restroom I touch
I dropped my sandwich in the toilet while I'm eatin' my lunch
But bitch I'm starvin' so regardless I'm still eatin' it up
'Cause I'm a
[Chorus: Billy D]
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip, fool
[Verse 3: Brandon Buckingham]
I'm as dirty as an Indian that shit on the sidewalk
I don't mix [?] with Sprite, I put the needle in my arm
Learned my ABC's from catchin' three types of hepatitis
I'm the dirtiest and smelliest, but fuck it, I'm the highest
Got my gums bleedin', I think it's gingivitis
Smoked so much weed 'til I got permanent bronchitis
But I also smoke poop, whoop whoop to the masses
Feel like Dirt McGirt, shouts to Ol' Dirty Bastard
I'm as dirty as the gum stuck up under your table
I'll do you dirty like that motherfucker Cain did Abel
Klokwerk E rocks dirty, got the cops hurting
When we slide with the mops bursting, bitch
[Chorus: Billy D]
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip
I'm a dirty dirt bag, I'm a dirty dish rag
I'm a dirty and burning infected open wound scab
I'm as dirty as some piss, I'm as dirty as it gets
I'm as dirty as the herpes crusted blister on your lip, fool
[Outro]
The dirt devil's on his way, haters, ha ha ha
I'm the dirty boy, ha ha, the dirt king, dog
Yeah, that's what they call me
Oh yeah, all you haters out here being like
"Oh yeah, I don't wanna be around Cody, man
I invite him to, like, baby christenings
And he be smellin' like cigarettes"
Hell yeah I be smellin' like cigarettes, baby!
People who smoke are cool as hell, man
Klokwerk E
