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Temu Sex Toy Lyrics by Klokwerk E

Anubis

2025

[Intro]
Klokwerk E
[Chorus: Kyle Kombs]
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog (Oh shit)
[Verse 1: Kyle Kombs]
Dick gone, Caitlyn Jenner on the beat (What)
Chinese sex toy done cut off my meat (Fuck Temu)
I need my money back now, finna show my receipt
Got the package last night, razor blade Fleshlight
I'm like really, what the fuck, what the hell
It was only four dollars, thought I got a good deal
Lubed it up real good, then I let out a yell
Blood squirtin' on the wall, Temu better go to jail
Someone get me on the phone, finna sue these bitches
Cheap Chinese pussy done stole my dick
I need five million dollars for a brand new wiener
Shit, I bleed when I pee, squirtin' out of my peeper
Shit, you bought an outfit, and your clothes don't fit?
Well, I bought a sex toy, and it cut my dick
Shit, you bought a Game Boy, and the games don't play?
Well, I bought a Fleshlight and a fuckin' sex change
[Chorus: Kyle Kombs]
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog (Oh shit)
[Verse 2: Billy D, Kyle Kombs]
We got a two seventeen still in progress
So dispatch, exactly what way the address?
And what should I expect, and what happened?
Well, I would if I could quit laughin'
Oh, it's an Asian girl, and her name is Temu
She did what with his dick? Well, what did he do?
Best believe you're gettin' handcuffed when I see you
I need to sneak up to the house incognito
Knock three times, and I covered up the peep hole
One good kick, and I busted through the front door
Freeze, bitch! Drop the dick and hit the damn floor
Jesus! Never seen so much blood before
She dropped the wiener and started to run from me
But you ain't faster than [?] bullets, honey
Sir, relax, I got it from here, buddy
But she's not the reason my dick's all bloody!
[Chorus: Kyle Kombs]
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog
[Bridge]
Oh shit
Oh shit (Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy)
Oh shit (Call the motherfuckin' police, dog)
Oh shit
[Chorus: Kyle Kombs]
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' ambulance, boy
I just cut my fuckin' dick off with a Temu sex toy
(Oh shit) Call the motherfuckin' police, dog
I need a fuckin' refund and a brand new hog
Credits
Klokwerk E

Klokwerk E

About “Temu Sex Toy” by Klokwerk E

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