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Superheroes Can’t Be Gay Lyrics by Kollektivet

2012

Standing on the rooftops night after night
My face in a mask and my suit’s real tight
Lookin’ out for people in this troubled town
But there’s a whole other issue that brings me down ’cause…
When you’re fighting I get all tense
I get a funny little tingle in my spider sense
But an ancient rule leaves no possibility
With great power comes straight responsibility
Superheroes can’t be gay
We must fight our urges
Save our fellow man
But no touching y’all, but no touching
Superheroes can’t be gay
That’s a rule that’s written
And that kinda sucks
But not dick, ’cause that would be gay
Taking down thugs, we are this city’s lights
But all I really crave is what’s inside your tights
That’s the hardest fight
The one I’ll never win
I wanna upside down lick your manly chin
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars
Let me see what love is like with superhuman powers
But you know Mary Jane, it can never be us
‘Cause a hero and a queero ain’t the same and thus
Superheroes can’t be gay
We must fight the villains
Forever vigilant
“Vigilant” is not latin for gay
Superheroes can’t be gay
Catching those who is badass
Throwing them in jail
Can’t stop thinkin’ about badass
I never thought that you and me
Would have a triple layered case of secrecy
‘Cause in the day I’m a guy
But at night I could fly
And I just realized I’m in love with a guy, he’s a…
Superhero just like me
That is why we have to do this quietly
So I head up to the room and when I open up the door
I go ooohhh…
Oh man you’re so sexy and steamy
Kryptonite in your pants
No you’re happy to see me
The groove is on and the time is right
Let me light up those candles with my laser sight
I couldn’t ask for a more perfect day
The hero in my pants is going up, up and away
Superheroes can’t be gay
Comics always told me
Who I wanted to be
(Whatever happened to “locking the door”?)
Superheroes can’t be gay
The world is crashing in me
And this is kinda… gross
It’s not what you think, he’s my brother
Shut up, you’re making it worse
Superheroes can’t be gay
Just like in the bible
Comics are really strict
It’s uptight, but not in the right way
Superheroes can’t be gay
Living in denial
Dressed as Boney M
I really dig that band, man
Superheroes can’t be gay
We must fight our urges
Save our fellow man
But no touching y’all, but no touching
Superheroes can’t be gay
That’s a rule that’s written
And that kinda sucks
But not dick, ’cause that would be gay
Superheroes can’t be gay
Superheroes can’t be gay
Superheroes can’t be gay
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Kollektivet

Kollektivet

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