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We Don’t Know How to Roller Skate Lyrics by Lewberger

We Don’t Know How to Roller Skate

2020

[LEWBERGER]
We don't know how to roller skate
But we're gonna roller skate for you tonight
We thought, "What will impress our fans?"
And we made up our minds
A super dope choreo piece where we're doin'
Super dope tricks on roller skates
But we didn't have time to master roller skates
And we thought, "Let's just try it out and see how it goes"
[ALEX LEWIS, spoken]
Wow!
[HUGHIE STONE FISH, spoken]
Oh, it's going great!
[KEITH HABERSBERGER]
I'll try to skate backwards
[ALEX LEWIS]
And I'll jump on my toes
[HUGHIE STONE FISH, spoken]
Oh-ho-ho!
[LEWBERGER]
Now we'll side-step on our roller skates and spin
[ALEX LEWIS & HUGHIE STONE FISH, ALEX LEWIS]
Spin, spin, spin
[LEWBERGER]
But we didn't have time to master roller skates
[ALEX LEWIS & KEITH HABERSBERGER]
'Cause anyone can do it
Just strap 'em on and do it
[HUGHIE STONE FISH]
I didn't wanna do it
[ALEX LEWIS & KEITH HABERSBERGER]
But we made Hughie do it
Now look at him do it
[HUGHIE STONE FISH]
Yeah, now look at me do it!
[ALEX LEWIS & KEITH HABERSBERGER]
We'll go down this ramp right now
[LEWBERGER]
The only way you can do it wrong is if you're
Wearing a frown
[ALEX LEWIS & KEITH HABERSBERGER, spoken]
Limbo time!
[KEITH HABERSBERGER & HUGHIE STONE FISH]
And we're wearing helmets, but not because we're scared
[ALEX LEWIS]
I'm scared
[ALEX LEWIS & HUGHIE STONE FISH]
We've got elbow pads, but not because we're scared
[KEITH HABERSBERGER]
I'm scared
[HUGHIE STONE FISH]
I'm putting in my mouth guard
[LEWBERGER]
But it's not because we're scared
But we didn't have time to master roller skates
(spoken)
Roller skate break dance dance break, woo
[HUGHIE STONE FISH, spoken]
The worm!
[ALEX LEWIS, spoken]
Oh, dude!
[KEITH HABERSBERGER, spoken]
Hahaha! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
[HUGHIE STONE FISH, spoken]
Wow!
The windmill!
[ALEX LEWIS, spoken]
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
[HUGHIE STONE FISH, spoken]
Yeah!
[KEITH HABERSBERGER, spoken]
Oh my goodness!
[HUGHIE STONE FISH, spoken]
The coffee grinder!
[ALEX LEWIS, spoken]
Oh-ho! Ho-ho-ho!
[KEITH HABERSBERGER, spoken]
No way!
[HUGHIE STONE FISH, spoken]
Kick, climb, big finish!
[LEWBERGER]
All you gotta do is lie to yourself
And you can soar on the wings of your heels
[KEITH HABERSBERGER & HUGHIE STONE FISH]
Now, Alex, take a loopty-loop
On that big ol' wheel
[A woman screams in the distance.]
[ALEX LEWIS, spoken]
I'm okay!
[LEWBERGER]
Roller skates!
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