[Intro: Lil' Sneezy]
Yo
You don't want beef with Lil' Sneezy
I'll kill you
Like, really, I'll kill you
Eh, actually, probably not
I don't wanna go back to prison
[Verse 1: Lil' Sneezy]
This is what it sound like when you meet a legend in the booth
Yo mamma say you good at rappin' but she ain't tell you the truth
You got yo'self a face yo mom could only love if she was blind
I'm yo favorite rapper's favorite rapper's favorite groovy guy (guy)
You look like a homeless guy (also)
You smell like a homeless guy (grrrah)
I'm burning down your house tonight (ooh ooh ooh)
Now you are a homeless guy (yah)
[Pre-Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]
All this shame, I make you eat it, boy (sheesh)
Hack yo Twitter then delete it, boy
[Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (yah yah)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (yeah)
Dis dat track
Dis dat diss track (ga ga)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track
[Verse 2: T Pot]
Yo, I come up to the place where this dis track is hosted
Are you a coffee bean? 'Cuz you 'bout to get roasted
Hold on to your socks 'cuz I'm about to destroy you
Enlist you in the Navy, have the admiral deploy you
Hey, I think you're stupid (stupid)
Probly bad at leg wrestling (wrestling)
'Bout to take you on so ask your dad for a blessin' (blessin')
Doin' so bad that people watchin' in amazement
I break your leg
Now you need a hip replacement (ohhh)
[Verse 3: Lil' Sneezy]
Yo, my rhymes are a project in Manhattan (yah yah yuh)
I drop the mic on you like, boy, what's happenin'? (Hiroshima)
All these ladies think you're stupid
Really doe, I ran a survey just to prove it (yah yah)
[Chorus 2: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track
Dis dat diss track (yeah)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track
Dis dat diss track (skrrr skrrr)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (hey)
[Verse 4: Odd Rhymes]
Hey you, stupid
That's right, you prove it
I've been makin' rhymes about your execution
Take your shot
That's correct, I dare you
Just like poker, I match and raise you
Oh wait, you're broke
You better not push it
Try any more, you might just lose it
Won't say, "I'm sorry"
You kinda deserve it
So sure you weren't in?
Everybody hates yours
Oh, my bad
You're probly too young for that
Totally forgot
Younglings like the new crap
Cartoon Network
Your new shows are trash
Go back to classics like Scooby-Doo and Ash
Teen Titans Go
You dumb, ugly cousin
A little half-baked?
Get back in the oven
I just want Saturday morning cartoons, bro
[Pre-Chorus 2: Lil' Sneezy]
(ah) I know my lyrics are upsetting you (bah bah)
Pee your pants up in the petting zoo
[Chorus 3: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (shee shee)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (ye ye yah)
[Pre-Chorus 3: Lil' Sneezy]
You best surrender like your name is France (oui oui)
Or in the petting zoo you'll pee yo pants
[Chorus 4: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (ba ba)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (yoiii)
[Verse 5: Lil' Sosa]
What's good?
It's Lil' Sosa
See this cherry Pop-Tart
Pop it out da toaster
You all talk, boy
You McGregor
Better walk the walk
Yeah, I'm Mayweather, uh
Spittin' all this heat
Check your Twitter
These lines are top-charting tweets
Sneezy, Lil' Sosa, Odd Rhymes and T Pot
Better set your phone down
This is gettin' too hot
We're not like Lebron, we don't flop now
We ain't like Caitlyn Jenner, all we spit is real now
Like when it's cold, ice out like a polar bear
Opened up a Coke bottle, happiness is everywhere
Gotta hop off
From the soundtrack
To the kayak to the Amtrak
Get a knapsack
Now we're on a horseback
Take a pic widda Kodak
No flashbacks, I'm gone (aye woo)
[Pre-Chorus 4: Lil' Sneezy]
I go Cartesian when I'm on the track (René)
Take your brain and put in a vat (Gilbert Harman)
[Chorus 5: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (bark)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (quack quack sh brrr bah)
[Pre-Chorus 5: Lil' Sneezy]
Shoot you and forget it
Why even host a funeral if nobody'd attend it? (owww)
[Chorus 6: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (shing)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (rrr screach)
[Chorus 7: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (gurgling water)
Dis dat track (brrr)
Dis dat diss track (yah aghhh)
[Outro: Lil' Sneezy]
Man, those hip-hop noises got kind of outta hand there
My apologies
I should probably see a counselor
