[Intro: Lil' Sneezy]
Lil' Sneezy 'bout to put the whole rap industry on blast
I mean, I might even say the F word
Eh, it's not necessarily likely
But, hey, it's a possibility
[Verse 1: Lil' Sneezy]
This is what it sound like when you meet a legend in the booth
Yo mamma say you good at rappin' but she ain't tell you the truth
You got yo'self a face yo mom could only love if she was blind
I'm yo favorite rapper's favorite rapper's favorite groovy guy (groovy guy)
You look like a homeless guy (I know)
You smell like a homeless guy (yah)
I'm burning down your house tonight (brrrah)
Now you are a homeless guy (ohhh)
[Pre-Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]
All this shame, I make you eat it, boy
Hack yo Twitter then delete it, boy
[Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
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Dis dat diss track (ohhh)
[Verse 2: Lil' Sneezy]
Eminem, took nine albums 'fore you finally making real art (real art)
Post Malone, please take a shower, you're lookin' like a Walmart (Walmart)
Lil Pump, you got me stumped, I think yo music too deep (too deep)
Kanye, I don't wanna diss you in case you win that 2020
Migos, you misspelled amigos (brrr migos)
The triplet flow is the worst (worst)
Drake, Canada's stupid (stupid)
50 Cent, is that your net worth? (worth)
Travis Scott, your bod look like an action figure
Light, dark, faux, real
Jay-Z, you still an old dude
Lil Dicky, comedy rap is a travesty
You ain't for real then get out of the game
How can you find a Gucci lion? (how?)
Look for that Gucci Mane!
Metro Boomin, he trust me but should not
BROCKHAMPTON, quit with dat caps lock
Logic, yo, Spiderman's red
2Pac, you're dead! (ohhh)
Uh oh!
Sick burn!
Nice work, Sneezy
Very tasteful
Yo my rhymes a project in Manhattan (in Manhattan)
I drop the mic on you, like boy what's happenin'? (Hiroshima)
All these ladies think you're stupid
Really doe, I ran a survey just to prove it (yuh yuh)
[Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track (dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track (brrr dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track (dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (ohhh)
[Post-Chorus: Lil' Sneezy]
Not like Snoop Dogg (brrr)
I tell the snoop truth instead of snoop lyin'
Low hanging fruit time
All puns, no rhymes
[Verse 3: Lil' Sneezy]
Big Sean? More like little Sean
Future? More like past
MF Doom, what's that even stand for? 'Major Failure'?
21 Savage? You ain't even 21
Uzi Vert? More like Uzi worst
Chance, you should be more depressed, like me
2 Chainz? I got like 7
Cardi B, the B-list is named after you
DJ Khaled, you don't even rap
Yachty, your hair looks like a Kindergarten art project
And Kendrick Lamar, your music is garbage
And "To Pimp a Butterfly" was the worst album of all time
Everybody acts like they like it
And, like, I get it
But, really, nobody likes it
It's just, we're all trying to impress each other
Yup, I said it
[Pre-Chorus 2: Lil' Sneezy]
I know these lyrics are upsetting you (brrr)
Pee your pants up in the petting zoo
[Chorus 2: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track (dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
[Pre-Chorus: Lil' Sneezy]
You best surrender like your name is France (oui oui)
Or in the petting zoo you'll pee yo pants
[Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]
Dis dat track (brrr dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track (dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track (brrr dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)
Dis dat track (dis dat track)
Dis dat diss track (ohhh)
[Poem: Lil' Sneezy]
I remember I wanted to be the best
I was everything I thought I should be
Rap perfection
And yet, something wasn't workin'
So I tried to evolve, to branch out
But I ran out of money
So I took the only choice I had left...
