Jaden:
Alright, Yugi check it out
It's Jaden from GX
Sad to say, Dawg, you're my new test subject
So, listen up! Here it is!
The awesome challenge I suggest
Whoever spits the best rap out of you and me'll be the best
Duelist in the world and the King of Games
You know I got ya beat but, homie, done be lame
This is serious, ya gotta do it, your title says you have to
If you decline the challenge, by default, that means I beat you
Yugi! I hope you're ready because this is about to get heavy
And I know that you might think its unnecessary
But that's tough
Suck it up, dawg, it's something that ya gotta do
Or you can leave and lose your throne, it's up to you
Yugi:
Prime cut
Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what's up (what's up)
I said a jizz a bang boom boom boom da diggy dog
I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog
Hey, what ya say, Jay? Okay, your repartee's cliche
Forget trading cards, you should just take up ballet
You wanna duel? Don't act a fool or I'll just tell ya, bitch, please
The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's
So play the damn card, punk
'Cause its time to throw down
I'm glad it's one-on-one because all your friends are clowns
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace
When I duel your punk ass right out of this place
My name is Yugi Mouto!
Your show's really lame
Each episode the same, yes they are
Now get yourself set to be ashamed by the King of Games (games)
Jaden:
You're about to witness me be absolutely flawless
The best kind you'll ever see, I'm being honest
I'm the hardest, the purest known artist
And, oh, FYI, Yugi?
I've been taking ballet for six years regardless
But lemme lay something fresh, dawg, what I'm gonna do
Imma tell ya somethin' that's 100% true
You're not the King of Games, homie, nope, sorry, not you
It's your weird Egyptian friend that's stuck inside you
You're a lazy sucker, he does all the work for you
Then you claim the fame for all the shiz and stuff he do
What ya even doing being inside him anyway?
Everyone agrees, dude
That is pretty gay
Yugi:
I'm the motherflippin
King of Games
My hair's spiked
And my pants are really tight
And I'm sexy (I'm sexy!)
If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend
Because my Dark Magic Attack'll drive you straight 'round the bend
I got God Cards I won from Battle City
Don't believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty
Oh, and by the by your cards are shitty, And so's your show!
Watch when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh
Celtic Guardian:
They call me the Celtic Guardian!
My lyrics'll blow your cranium!
Uh..Uh...
Yugi:
Oh, come on Dave...
Celtic Guardian:
IM THINKING! Uh...
Yugi:
Ugh..he wonders why I never summon him..,
Celtic Guardian:
Hold on, I think I got it
They call me the Celtic Guardian
Stronger than Titanium!
Sharp as a comedian, here I am, sold out all the stadiums
I'm not a lower class Dueling Monster
Where'd ya get that ridiculous conception?
Did the Blue Eyes White Dragon tell ya that?
Fuck the Blue Eyes White Dragon
Seriously
Yugi:
My trap and spell cards, they don't make sense
Because the card descriptions are so immense
And if ya duel with me it won't be tense
Because against my monsters you have no defense
My cards are so potent, I might seem conceited
In fact, all of my opponents could swear that I cheated
Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places
But who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces
Other duelists diss me
Say my cards are sissy
Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why?
There’s nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl
And only real men use Watapon
Jaden let's face it, you're second best
I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh
Hey, ho
I'm the mothaflippin'…
Joey: He’s the mothaflippin'…
Téa: He’s the mothaflippin'…
Tristan: Who’s the mothaflippin'?
Yami: I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
…MOTHAFLIPPIN'!
