Loer Velocity ft. NSG - “Muppets & Puppets”
[Emcee(s): NSG and Loer Velocity]
[Producer(s): Chris Jarvis]
[Scratches: [?]]
[Verse 1: NSG and Loer Velocity]
[NSG]
Good evening, everybody. Where do I begin?
Head is full of Muppets and puppets—call me Jim Henson
I’ll pull strings when I do my thing
Clowns be watching them brothers, following us like Ringling
Fiending like fat kids for a chicken wing
These rappers do anything to get a little bling
[Loer Velocity]
Haha
Yeah, I know what you mean. It’s almost like I can attach
String to their vocal cords and make ‘em sing just by
Twiddling my fingers. Cookie-cutter, not the gutter
You already know every word they’re about to utter
[Hook: Loer Velocity and Samples with Scratches by [?]]
[Loer Velocity]
Look at all the Muppets, all the colorful puppets
All the plush and colored dolls. You can pull on their strings
[Samples with Scratches by [?]]
"Non-conceptual, nonexceptional" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up" (x2)
[Loer Velocity]
Look at all the Muppets, all the colorful puppets
If you pull on their strings, they say all the same things
[Samples with Scratches by [?]]
"Non-conceptual, nonexceptional" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up"
"Everybody’s either crime-related or sexual" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up"
[Verse 2: NSG and Loer Velocity]
[NSG]
Jump on the mic with the super-duper roundhouse
Walk in the way, get kicked in the mouth
Whoops. Oscar the Grouch (Oh amazing [?]). I love
Peanut and butter sandwiches (Courtesy your mother)
Forever the Fraggle Rock. There is no other
We’ll bring the curtain down on your puppet show, you suckers
[Loer Velocity]
Yeah, but they love it though. Dumbed-down entertainment
The listener discretion be digging the same skits
Same song and dance night after night
Most of these dudes’ll tell you they don’t even write
How disrespectful is that?
[Hook: Loer Velocity and Samples with Scratches by [?]]
[Loer Velocity]
Look at all the Muppets, all the colorful puppets
All the plush and colored dolls. You can pull on their strings
[Samples with Scratches by [?]]
"Non-conceptual, nonexceptional" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up" (x2)
[Loer Velocity]
Look at all the Muppets, all the colorful puppets
If you pull on their strings, they say all the same things
[Verse 3: Loer Velocity and NSG]
[Loer Velocity]
OK
Peep the ventriloquist, the man behind the curtains
The perception manipulation (Audio administrator)
Innovative with this wording, making you groove, smile
[NSG]
Like my hand’s in the track’s back, controlling its style
Rappers lying like Pinocchio, living foul
On your radio dial, moving like bobbleheads, live in a
Box. The boy in the bubble making it pop
[Loer Velocity]
Making it stop. And even if not, it’s slowed up
Tattered and torn, Raggedy Anns get sewn up
[NSG]
That’s what up. It’s the end of our show
Peace to everybody in the back row
We’re glad you came, but now it’s time to go!
[Hook: Loer Velocity and Samples with Scratches by [?]]
[Loer Velocity]
Look at all the Muppets, all the colorful puppets
All the plush and colored dolls. You can pull on their strings
[Samples with Scratches by [?]]
"Non-conceptual, nonexceptional" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up" (x2)
[Loer Velocity]
Look at all the Muppets, all the colorful puppets
If you pull on their strings, they say all the same things
[Samples with Scratches by [?]]
"Non-conceptual, nonexceptional" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up"
"Everybody’s either crime-related or sexual" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up"
"I’m here to make a difference" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up" (x4)
“To traps I'm not sticking" - Sample from O.C. - "Time's Up"
