Loer Velocity ft. E-Dot and Cvees (ft. Ike P and Swave Sevah) - “Rehab”
[Emcee(s): E-Dot, Ike P, Loer Velocity, and Swave Sevah]
[Producer(s): Chris Jarvis]
[Intro: Narcotics Anonymous Meeting]
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, wait, wait a second. Come on, guys. Sit down, sit down. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Jiminy Crickets, guys. Be calm, calm down. Hey, OK. My name is, uh, uh, Frank Drummond. This is Narcotics Anonymous. And we’re all gonna get to know each other, OK? Uh, uh, wha-what’s your name?
[Verse 1: E-Dot]
My name
Is E-Dot. I’m an addict, I’m an older cat
Started in the womb with momma smoking
Crack. First taste of the reefer, I couldn’t hold me back
Learned to put it in the grind or roll the Dutches
Fat. I’m addicted to E, but I’m so past
It. Chop up the lines and watch him blast it
Fuck that. I’m smoking the chronic until the casket
Duke, cock ‘em. Short of the money, you get your ass
Kicked, but enough of that. The Fifties
Bust me with a joint and them motherfuckers want to hold me
Back. “Look at you. Know that you’ve be smoking crack
I can see it in his eyes. He ain’t sober, black”
Smoked some. My nose numb
But I’m not an addict. Y’all so dumb
They want to fuck with me and I don’t know why
(Sit down, sit down) Y’all want to blow my high
[Hook: All]
We need to get
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigher
[Interlude 1: Narcotics Anonymous Meeting]
Loer Velocity: What the hell are you talking about?
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: This is Narcotics Anonymous. It’s about weed and you people doing drugs, so what’s, what’s your name, son? You
[Verse 2: Ike P]
Yo, it’s the God Ike
P. Truthfully, people, I like tree
Preferably piff. When it comes to dubs, cop, like, three
More than a habit, body has a dependency for it
Night to the morning, smoke comes out the mouth of them yawning
If it ain’t chronic, I don’t want it. Associated with
True burners, bloodstreams the color of Turner’s
Not. Yo, love to have jokes and shit. I feel
The day is incomplete without smoking a spliff. I mean
I eat, handle my business, sleep, and shit. And after
All that, I still need to burn that spliff
Doesn’t interfere with daily activities in the workplace
Works wonders when you’re receiving top and you squirt face
Why the fuck am I in this place in the first place?
You’re getting hurt if you try to pass me some dirt lace
Everybody in the this room can relate. I smoke
Buds—so what? This ain’t helping my case
[Hook: All]
We need to get
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigher
[Interlude 2: Narcotics Anonymous Meeting]
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: “So what?” What do you mean “so what?” This is helping you out. Trying to help you out, son. And, wha-what’s your name?
[Verse 3: Loer Velocity]
Well
My name’s Loe Veloc’ and I’m a chronic smoker
The South Cali strain of hydroponic toker
“Burn Babyon,” catch-fire soldier
Skilled technician, off-the-knee roller
Right-handed holder with a gangster lean
And sometimes I steam, but don’t hold that against me
I’m here today to say that I’m sober hardly
Paint me purple and call me Barney
I’m stuck on the haze—them clouds can charm me
I’ll damn near spend my last buck on a blaze
One thing I learned from this program is this:
I tend to smoke more when I’m calling it quits
I don’t really think I’m ready, y’all. I’m being sincere
I knew I should have burned before stepping in here. I got
It bad. I’m needing that, starting to shake
Matter of fact, what’s up with that fifteen minute break?
[Hook: All]
We need to get
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigher
[Interlude 3: Narcotics Anonymous Meeting]
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: No, no breaks
Loer Velocity: What?
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: We need to check you out of here
Loer Velocity: Lighten up
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Why you wanna smoke? I’m trying to help you out. No breaks. No breaks. Let’s, let’s keep going. What’s your name? You, you
[Verse 4: Swave Sevah]
Yo, how y’all doing? My name is Swave (What up, yo?)
(What up, Swave?) I’m here ‘cause I got a craving for haze
(Keep calling my name) And what can I say? I can’t front, yo
I do it every day. In fact, I just blazed (Get out)
I’m high now. I know, I know that shit is bad (You fucked up)
But, man, if y’all only saw the shit I had (If you seen it)
It was a bud of that fluffy, green grass (Uh huh)
Make your mouth water. You could smell it through the bag (Whoo!)
(You got more of that?) Nah, dawg. That bag is gone. You heard
Me describe it—thought I was gonna have it that long? (Nah)
And it was strong, made me cough up, like, half a hung. By the
Third pull, my ass was done. Man, listen, I get
Blind, high, stuck, and twisted
Look, I’m addicted. Fuck it, I admit it (I admit it)
And all this talk of trees is getting me mad
Yo, I’m out, son. Fuck this rehab, yo
[Interlude 4: Narcotics Anonymous Meeting]
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait. Where you going? Wait, wait, no, no, come on. Don’t, don’t, don’t take the papers and smoke with it. What, wh-wh-wh-what are you doing? C-c, what you, what you doing?
Swave Sevah: I ain’t trying to be disrespectful, but have a good day, you nah’mean?
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Come on now. I’m, hey, I’m trying to help you out
Swave Sevah: I smoke
Ike P: Pipe down or get piped down
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, say “no” to drugs
Swave Sevah: Yo, come on, y’all. I got this
Ike P: He ‘bout to get dropped
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what you, what you doing? Don’t smoke it
Swave Sevah: You don’t want to get spit on, man
Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, I got the right to call the cops on you guys, OK?
Ike P: Be gone or get peed on
Loer Velocity: Yo! Yo, can I hear that, though?
