Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

100 tampons (Live from Comedy Central Stand-Up) Lyrics by Marcia Belsky

2020

[Verse]
Remember when NASA sent a woman to space
For only six days and they gave her
One hundred tampons, one hundred tampons
And they asked, "Will that be enough?"
'Cause they didn't know if that was enough
These are our nation's greatest minds
They are literally rocket scientists
They also tied the tampons together
By the strings, like sausages
One hundred tampons, a hundred tampons
I can picture it now, come with me
I'm Sally Ride and I'm going to space for the first time
I'm walking tall, I feel so proud
Then I see a man running panicked through the crowd
He's holding a large bag, I think, "What can this be?"
And then he hands one hundred tampons to me
And then he hands one hundred tampons to me
For one week, they could've asked me
I would've said, "Maybe thirty-three"
'Cause even if it were my period week
I probably already brought some with me
But you know, thanks, I guess
One hundred tampons
How does she use a tampon when they tie the strings together?
One hundred tampons, don't hate me
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred tampons, everybody
Five hundred twenty-five thousand tampons, in space
Credits
Marcia Belsky

Marcia Belsky

About “100 tampons (Live from Comedy Central Stand-Up)” by Marcia Belsky

Read the complete lyrics to "100 tampons (Live from Comedy Central Stand-Up)" by Marcia Belsky in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Live, Pop.

"100 tampons (Live from Comedy Central Stand-Up)" is performed by Marcia Belsky. in 2020 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "100 tampons (Live from Comedy Central Stand-Up)", explore more songs by Marcia Belsky using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Marcia Belsky · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"100 tampons (Live from Comedy Central Stand-Up)" is credited to Marcia Belsky. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

Album information for "100 tampons (Live from Comedy Central Stand-Up)" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.

Visit the Marcia Belsky artist page at /artist/marcia-belsky for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.