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Dick Is a Predicament Lyrics by Marcia Belsky

100 tampons

2020

[Spoken]
So when the Hollywood version of the MeToo moment happened, uh
We were inundated with a lot of apologies at once, and
I don't think it was fair to the people apologizing
Because we didn't really get to appreciate their words, and
I was thinking particularly of Louis C.K.'s apology where he said, quote
"I learned too late in life that, when you have power over someone
Asking them to look at your dick is not a question, it's a predicamеnt"
And I thought, "That's gorgeous"
[Chorus]
My dick is a predicament
My dick is a prеdicament
[Spoken]
So, I wanted to explore some more of these poets and
You know, obviously, we had to paraphrase for the song a little bit
But, if you look it up, not a lot
So let's start with Charlie Rose from PBS
[Verse 1]
I've developed a profound new respect for
Women in their lives, women in their lives
This concept didn't exist before 2005
(I've never heard of it, did you? Nope?)
[Verse 2]
My dick is a predicament
President Bush would like to apologize to anyone he offended
When he patted them on the butt
Most women knew that it was a joke
That's HW, not W, but W still committed war crimes
[Chorus]
My dick is a predicament
My dick is a predicament
[Verse 3]
Garrison Keillor said, "Isn't it ironic that I'm being fired for a story when I've told so many stories on the radio?"
Garrison, what the fuck does that even mean?
He also said, "We were friends, we were friends, we were friends, we were friends until she sued me, now we're not"
I guess now they're not
I've decided to live my life as a gay man (Woah, woah)
That's how Spacey apologized
'Cause when you're caught
Molesting teen boys, just divert and imply that being gay is a choice
(And the same as being a pedophile, yes! Good for you!)
'Cause his dick is a predicament, his dick is a predicament
[Outro]
PS, if you're looking for a holiday favorite
May I suggest this recipe for cinnamon rolls?
Made from Pillsbury pizza dough
Thank you Mario Batali
Credits
Marcia Belsky

Marcia Belsky

About “Dick Is a Predicament” by Marcia Belsky

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