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Opening Party Lyrics by Maria Bamford

How to win!

2007

Fantastic! How you guys doing? Oh my God, you’re all in the front row! That’s fun. I should probably find out a little more about you before we start. Um…do you guys like to party? Yeah? whispers PAARTAAY!
Well, sometimes when I say "party," I mean "eat organic Fig Newtons, watch the Discovery Health Channel, and cut out pictures from "O" Magazine that resonate with me". Sometimes I party pretty hard!
I don’t want to get political right away, but where do you guys stand on the whole dog costuming issue? Okay, okay. How about a pug in a turn-of-the-century railroad conductor uniform? All aboard! Nice. Well, I heard that they do that as a special if you bring a picture of a pug. I have a pug, we don’t need to talk about it. [imitates snoring and snuffling] Uhh that's a quick impersonation of Blossom, she's uh, she’s not here tonight, she's a beautiful little girl. I know she couldn't come. She’s busy, got a lot of shit going on. Somebody's got a career.
This is just for all the animal lovers, this is a quick impersonation of a sea cow off the coast of Queensland. [imitates sea cow] Okay, alright. Let’s keep everybody happy. [clapping] That’s so nice.
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Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford

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"Opening Party" appears on "How to win!" in 2007.

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