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Preston’s Hourglass vs. Cursed Woody - Cyphers Of The Unknown Lyrics by Stark Media

2023

[Intro: Announcer (Michael Stark)]
Welcome weary traveler, to Cyphers Of The Unknown
Preston's Hourglass
VS
Cursed Woody
Begin!
[Verse 1: Preston's Hourglass (Michael Stark)]
Preston's on the prowl again and he's pretty damn pissed
Let's see if this sheriff can survive a fat diss
You're outta your mind to think alive's how your leaving this
'Cause I'll fuck you up like I did to Dimitrius
Couldn't keep your fame, even if you could stop time
Just a dark, twisted, fucked up AI prompt line
An eldritch horror has no time for some botched twine
Check my pages to see where I log rhymes
"Cursed" my ass, you're stolen rights with sass
Now you're life's draining fast like it's sand in my hourglass
Your shit isn't scary, but I'll give you some pointers
'Cause you're only giving nightmares to Disney's copyright lawyers!
[Verse 2: Cursed Woody (Matt Raichous)]
I'm done getting revenge and what's next on my plate?
A bootleg Planter's Peanut saying he wants to play?
Well, we know what happens to those who do me wrong
You're mad because, what? Your nap was too long?
I'm insane in the brain like your game and developers
You're inane and lame same as you're predecessors
The same mascot horror tryna be a contender
Like Baldi and Banban, but half of the effort
Best get out my face or I'll Buzz you with saw blades
Don't make a Peep and just Slink away
This plaything is slaying your blood will be spraying
But Woody is loose and now it's time to play...
[Bridge: Cursed Woody (Matt Raichous) & Preston's Hourglass (Matt Raichous)]
(You're gonna be my little Toy Story)
Shut up Preston, I'll diss you
(You can run, but you can't hide)
Shut up Presto, I'm gonna diss you
(Why don't you just go fuck off?)
Not this time, Peso
(Woody, oh Woody! You're a fucking CUNT!)
Too late Preston, I'm dissing you slow
[Verse 3: Preston's Hourglass (Michael Stark)]
Pussy ass bitch, you think I'm afraid of you?
Run your mouth all you like but you can't escape my tomb
Everything inside and outside you're song is stolen
Stupid shithead, copying and pasting lines doesn't make you coded
Time. Is. Ticking. Your life is a done deed
Oh please, no playing dead could save you from me
No catacombs to leave your character buried
When your Black Friday reel went and did that already!
[Verse 4: Cursed Woody (Matt Raichous)]
You say I'm a thief and you think that you're better?
Says W.D. Slender... but 8 times the letters
Bootlegs die in fires but trends are remembered
You're known by what? A dozen FRB members?
I'll put you on pause since you think you're hot shit
I bet you're so proud of what you have accomplished
A school science project that made everyone leave
Now I'm dippin' too; must be Christmas Eve
[Outro: Announcer (Michael Stark)]
Who killed the track?
Who should cypher next?
Comment down below and prepare yourself for the next....
Cyphers Of The- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Stark Media

Stark Media

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