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Every Christmas Eve (Mrs. Claus’ Theme) Lyrics by Matt Rogers (NY)

Have You Heard Of Christmas?

2023

You've been bad
I know that when you and your reindeer boys gear up
That you'll look back
You'll say, "its twenty four hours, I'll see you later"
But I did the math
I bet you thought that I would not be
Capable of that
But I bought a calculator
And it would take five hundred and thirty trillion
Seven hundred and forty five billion
Two hundred and thirty three million hours
To see every house in the world
So where do you go when you leave?
Every Christmas Eve
'Cause I know you're lying to me Santa Claus
You got caught
Where do you go when you leave?
Every Christmas Eve
Every Christmas
I sit at home
I'm wondering, which one?
Which of the world's nations houses the woman
Who stole my husband?
Stole my whole life
There are so many nations, I read
There's eight hundred and forty five thousand billion
Twenty two million, two hundred six thousand
Twenty eight trillion and two hundred fillion
Countries in the world
So where do you go when you leave?
Every Christmas Eve
'Cause I know you're lying to me Santa Claus
You got caught
Where do you go when you leave?
Every Christmas Eve
You used to teach second grade
I used to think you never even really had dreams at all
Before this I didn't go to college out of high school
I went to the North Pole
But still
I stay the course, because if I left
What would the whole world say?
I think I'm leaving you anyway
'Cause there are six hundred and ninety eight billion billion
Forty and two and six ninety fafillion
Other men in the world
And if that sounds wrong, I don't care
They won't lie to me when they leave
Every Christmas Eve
Like I know you've been lying to me Santa Claus
You got caught
Where do you go when you leave?
Every Christmas Eve
From now on, you're done hurting me
Every Christmas Eve
I did the math
Bet you thought that I would not be
Capable of that
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Matt Rogers (NY)

Matt Rogers (NY)

About “Every Christmas Eve (Mrs. Claus’ Theme)” by Matt Rogers (NY)

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