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Hottest Woman Up In Whoville Lyrics by Matt Rogers (NY)

Have You Heard Of Christmas?

2023

[Intro]
Did you ever wonder what it feels like
To be that girl?
Listen
[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Got this jacuzzi runnin'
Hottest female up in the land
Uh oh
I think your wife is callin'
I'm the Who who's screwin' her man
[Verse 1]
Mad drippage down my neck, that's my Who jewels
These men are dialing up, acting straight fools
He wants some Martha May Who
That's why he's not with you
I'm the only hot Who up in Whoville
Men know if their wife won't, I will
He's tryna get this Martha May Who
Whoville sex is what I do
[Refrain]
Courvoisier by the case, straight killa
Ice pussy, I'm the Whoville thrilla
I heard there's a Grinch
I'ma definitely fuck this Grinch
[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Got this jacuzzi runnin'
Hottest female up in the land
Uh oh
My wardrobe looks stunnin'
I'ma absolutely fuck the Grinch
[Verse 2]
And I can't help that men like me
Y'all chickens giving me side eye
But I know if you got to know me
You would surely be surprised
Something I desperately crave
Is female friendship
If you actually think about it
This situation is very dark and sad
[Refrain]
Courvoisier by the case, straight killa
Ice pussy, I'm the Whoville thrilla
And I know when I see that Grinch
His dick is 'bout to grow three sizes
If you relate to this character
You can probably understand me when I say
It's hard to call myself a feminist
Because of the social climate in which I exist
No, no, no
[Outro]
Yeah
That's what it's like
Martha May
Credits
Matt Rogers (NY)

Matt Rogers (NY)

About “Hottest Woman Up In Whoville” by Matt Rogers (NY)

Read the complete lyrics to "Hottest Woman Up In Whoville" by Matt Rogers (NY) from the album "Have You Heard Of Christmas?" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Christmas, Holiday.

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"Hottest Woman Up In Whoville" appears on "Have You Heard Of Christmas?" in 2023.

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