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28 Hours a Day Lyrics by Midnight Brown

17 Brown Lies

2004

[Verse 1]
Pick up dry cleaning
Wax the cat traps
Conduct blind taste test between butter and margarine
Sabotage police speed trap near the high school
Watch slow-motion tapes of the Cobra Clutch
Stare at a telephone pole and hope it catches on fire
Write "shuttlecock" backwards on forehead
Buy apple soda at the dollar store
[Chorus]
Twenty eight hours a day
Suicide, the pirate play
Twenty eight hours a day
Take my life away
[Verse 2]
Steal mail from back of mail truck
Call Smokey the Bear a liar
Start garbage fire
Develop cure for the measles
Cross-check obituaries with junior high yearbooks
Invent a new number that goes between two and three
Pay the light bill
Finish proton accelerator
[Chorus]
Twenty eight hours a day
This is the only way
Twenty eight hours a day
Spend it all in the shade
[Verse 3]
Try to invent speed boat that will work on land
Start donnybrook in front of coffee store
Make bonsai tree out of poker chips
Electrify mailbox for a rude surprise
Re-paint the bathroom
Grow rap video hair
Write nasty letter to Prince Charles
Sharpen spoon on floor of garage
[Chorus]
Twenty eight hours a day
The kids all think I'm crazy
Twenty eight hours a day
Stare at pictures of Tina Fey
[Verse 4]
Field strip clock radio
Guess Kenny Rogers' phone number
Punch out neighbours' windows
Buy more Snake from Jerry

About “28 Hours a Day” by Midnight Brown

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"28 Hours a Day" is credited to Midnight Brown. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"28 Hours a Day" appears on "17 Brown Lies" in 2004.

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