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President of the Mall Lyrics by Midnight Brown

17 Brown Lies

2004

[Verse 1: Chris]
If I was President of the Mall
I'd take you to the Zumiez
And buy you all the trucker hats
That you will need
If I was President of the Mall
I'd give all of the rent-a-cops
Their very own guard bike
To protect the shops
If I was President of the Mall
Our life would be so beautiful
A vote for me's a vote for fun, of course
And a bigger food court
[Verse 2: Chris]
If I was President of the Mall
We'd give away the Dippin' Dots
And banish all the [?]
They bug me lots
If I was President of the Mall
We'd open up early
For all the mall walkers
So vote for me
If I was President of the Mall
Life would be beautiful
A vote for me's a vote for safety, of course
And AC for the sun cones
[Interlude: U.S. Pipe]
We're goin' to the Hot Topic
And then over to the Limited Too
Down to the Babbage's
Up to the Victoria's Secret
Across to Star Land
Downstairs to that stupid candle store
Watch girls at the Hot Dog on a Stick make lemonade
RAHHHHHHH
[Verse 3: Chris]
If I was President of the Mall
I'd put in some daycare
So all of you single moms
Can be close to your kids
If I was President of the Mall
I'd open up a disco club
So all the mall underground
Could get their groove on
If I was President of the Mall
Life would be so beautiful
A vote for me's a vote for freedom, of course
And working ATMs (ATMs)
[Outro: U.S. Pipe]
Yeah. This is DJ Angel Hair Pasta from Midnight Brown reminding you: this fall get the Hot Dog on a Stick out of your throat and go vote
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"President of the Mall" appears on "17 Brown Lies" in 2004.

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