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Alphabet Song Lyrics by Misbehavin’ Maidens

Sloppy Seconds

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[Chorus]
Merrily, merrily
So merry are we
Let's do together what comes naturally
We've got lots of fun positions to try
And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly!
[Verse 1]
Well, A is for Anal, let's start from behind
While B is for Ben-wah, my kegels to mind
C for Clitoris, you mustn't neglect
While D is for Dildo to help ya get wrecked!
[Verse 2]
E is for Eyesight, so fun to blindfold
F is for Flogger, now do as you're told!
G's for the G-spot, not that hard to find
While H is for Head, if you'd be so kind!
[Chorus]
Merrily, merrily
So merry are we
Let's do togethеr what comes naturally
We've got lots of fun positions to try
And don't bе afraid to let your freak flag fly!
[Verse 3]
I is for Intercourse, hope ya don't lack
J's for the junk in the front or the back
K is for Kinky, there's all kinds to choose
While L is for Lube, which you always must use!
[Verse 4]
M is for Masturbate, learn to self-please
N is for Nipples, to pinch and to squeeze
O is for Orgasm, oh-oh-good Lord!
P's for the Prostate, so often ignored!
[Chorus]
Merrily, merrily
So merry are we
Let's do together what comes naturally
We've got lots of fun positions to try
And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly!
[Verse 5]
Q are for Quickies, fun once in awhile
R is for rope tied in Shibari-style
S is for Stroker to pleasure your cock
T is for Tens Unit, to give a shock!
[Verse 6]
U is for Undies in satin or lace
V for Vibration - it isn't a race
W for Wand to use on your crotch
X is the rating on the films that I watch!
[Chorus]
Merrily, merrily
So merry are we
Let's do together what comes naturally
We've got lots of fun positions to try
And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly!
[Verse 7]
Y is for Yearning your lover creates
Z for their Zeal - your hunger it sates...
Z's also for Zipper, try not to get stuck
And now I have sung you some new ways to fuck!
[Chorus]
Merrily, merrily
So merry are we
Let's do together what comes naturally
We've got lots of fun positions to try
And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly!
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Misbehavin’ Maidens

Misbehavin’ Maidens

About “Alphabet Song” by Misbehavin’ Maidens

Read the complete lyrics to "Alphabet Song" by Misbehavin’ Maidens from the album "Sloppy Seconds". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop, Parody, Filk.

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"Alphabet Song" appears on "Sloppy Seconds".

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