Aspirin ’Twixt Our Knees Lyrics by Misbehavin’ Maidens
Sloppy Seconds
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[Verse 1] I asked my mom how I could be the best I am She said if you do just one thing, you surely won't be damned Well, then I asked "what is it?" And she answered so demure: "Just keep your knees together, love, and always you'll be pure." [Chorus] We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share My fingers they still fit between, no need for an affair [Verse 2] When she said "be purе," I asked her what she mеant Did she mean pure of heart, or mind, or always pay your rent? But no, she said, none of that matters in the slight Keep penises away from you, and then you'll be all right [Chorus] We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share My mouth and tongue they still could pleasure all the ladies fair [Verse 3] And though I had some friends abstaining happily So many of us sat around, confused as we could be A cock is such a tiny thing to have so much control Over our worth as people and our demarcated role [Chorus] We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share I never had an interest in activities down there [Verse 4] So those of us who wanted more decided to uprise Deciding for ourselves exactly what went 'tween our thighs We are the revolution, a movement going strong Of folks who are defined by more than someone's else dong [Chorus] We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share They still can bend me over and then claim my derriere [Verse 5] Abstaining is an option, but it's not the only one If / you play with someone else's bits / your worth is not undone If anybody tells you / you're a slut or you're a whore Say "Yes I am" quite proudly and then / show that fuck the door!
About “Aspirin ’Twixt Our Knees” by Misbehavin’ Maidens
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